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Build A Flower Power Box & Embrace Change
Because Hatred Stinks—Literally! We took 4 bold, floral, and powerful scents and turned them into candles, sprays, and car fresheners so you can fight ignorance one sniff at a time. Build your perfect Flower Power Box to ensure that every space—from your home to your car to your soul—smells as good as your values. 🌸✌🏼
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Handcrafted By Our Salty Crew 🕺
Since Fall of 2018, Lunar Landings has been helping people laugh and get their snark on. Both founders, my husband and I, are super silly and we think if we can’t make it fun, then it’s not worth doing. We handcraft our soy candles to be bursting with attitude and sassy aromas. Whether you’re looking for funny and functional home decor, a gift that will have your favorite bitches in stitches, or even a candle that will have your partner running to the bedroom with excitement- Lunar Landings has you covered.
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