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Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most candles are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
đ„ Angry? Heartbroken? Youâre Not Alone.
Snarky aromas for people who scream at the news and still show up anyway.
Hand-crafted with bold scents and messages for the politically exhausted, emotionally fried, and still giving a damn.
đ„ Burn rage.
đ Hex the headlines.
đŻïž Smell better while doing it.
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Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! Iâm betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
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Why You'll Love Lunar Landings
SOY WAX
Long-lasting, Clean-Burning, and safe
BOLD SCENTS
No weak âbarely-thereâ aromas here
SNARKY & POLITICAL
For rebels who give a damn
HANDMADE IN OREGON
Small-batch with big energy
PET-FRIENDLY
Safe for your furry roommates
NON-TOXIC AF
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Bold Aromas
Handmade in Oregon
Snarky & Political
đ« PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in âfragrance.â These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
đ« PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, itâs a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
đ« PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles wonât leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Handcrafted By Rebels, For Rebels đ€
Weâre a wife-and-husband team hand-pouring sassy, non-toxic candles on the Oregon Coast for rebels who give a damn. Our small-batch aromas are bold, clean-burning, and designed to spark laughter while pissing off all the right people. If it isnât fun, we donât do it.
We created our first candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shieldsâlit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerfulâeven when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.
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