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Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Soy Candle

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Soy Candle

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Level Up With Our Gamer Box

Level Up With Our Gamer Box

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Nuka Candle, Blueberry  Soy Candle

Nuka Candle, Blueberry Soy Candle

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Nuka Spray, Blueberry Room & Linen Spray

Nuka Spray, Blueberry Room & Linen Spray

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Spank Me With Your Blue Saber Soy Candle

Spank Me With Your Blue Saber Soy Candle

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Spank Me With Your Green Saber Soy Candle

Spank Me With Your Green Saber Soy Candle

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Spank Me With Your Red Saber Soy Candle

Spank Me With Your Red Saber Soy Candle

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Talk Nerdy To Me, Hazelnut Coffee Soy Candle

Talk Nerdy To Me, Hazelnut Coffee Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

hand-heart

Handcrafted

in Oregon

paw-print

Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation