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Stand Up With Our Fight Back Box
You know who really needs to get their sh*t together? The F*cking Patriarchy and BIG-BOX candle factories. Store-bought candles, car fresheners, and room sprays are full of toxic chemicals like our toxic government. Luckily, we make our aromas to honor your health while bringing power to the people. ✊ Click "view full details" and Build Your Own Bundle and choose from 10 scents. Choose a room spray, soy candle, and car freshie.
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Handcrafted By Our Salty Crew 🕺
Since Fall of 2018, Lunar Landings has been helping people laugh and get their snark on. Both founders, my husband and I, are super silly and we think if we can’t make it fun, then it’s not worth doing. We handcraft our soy candles to be bursting with attitude and sassy aromas. Whether you’re looking for funny and functional home decor, a gift that will have your favorite bitches in stitches, or even a candle that will have your partner running to the bedroom with excitement- Lunar Landings has you covered.
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