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Experience our sarcastic, mood-boosting, and odor-slaying scents for your favorite spaces. Handcrafted WITH0UT the toxins.

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Lavender Sandalwood Wax Melts
I will be ordering more!

My order shipped the day or day after I placed it (I can’t remember) anyway it was super quick! I love the Lavender Sandalwood scent. I do have to say in my living room/kitchen area I could hardly smell it so I decided to use it in my bedroom and it smelled so so good, the throw was strong and even lasted after I turned my wax warmer off. Maybe the throw of this one is better in small spaces. I will definitely be ordering again and I can’t wait to try different scents!

Hillary Houck
Lavender Sandalwood Wax Melts
Shop Small and Get Treated Like Royalty

I love these sassy wax melts. They smell divine. Let me start by saying the Am I Extra banana bread flavor smells SO GOOD! These melts have a nice scent throw and the house will smell like a bake shop. When you open the bag of Getting Shit Done it will instantly transport you to your favorite corner coffee shop. So yummy! Def recommend this company and their products. Very quick shipping and they delightfully threw in some samples that smell FANTASTIC! With all this loving attention I will gladly continue to shop here.

M.S.
LunarLandings
Fruit Loops, Non-Toxic Soy Candle
AMAZING CANDLES

These are the best candles I've ever bought!!!! They smell AMAZING..burn evenly...no soot...and I absolutely LOVE the smart ass labels!!!! I've made about 5 more purchases after my initial one...they would also make great gifts!!! HIGHLY RECOMMEND

Aimee DeGrenier
Fruit Loops, Non-Toxic Soy Candle
Fruit Loops Wax Melts
Sweeties

My husband and I absolutely love this scent! When it came in the mail, you could smell the package before I even opened it. My husband has mentioned multiple times how it reminds him of cereal. (This was before he knew that was the scent it was going for)

Precious Stronge
Fruit Loops Wax Melts
Baja Cactus Blossom Wax Melts
All things from Lunar Landings!!!

Everything I have gotten is wonderful!! The candles and melts!! The names for everything is just the icing on the cake!! Gives me a giggle on a yucky day.

Traci Owena
Baja Cactus Blossom Wax Melts
Smells Like Eucalyptus, Mint, and Be Quiet
LOVE THIS CANDLE

so my mom got me this candle for mother's day 9oz size. cause why not right?!?! I absolutely love this candle it burned so evenly no wax left on the edges of the jar after burning. I definitely will be buying more from you guys.

Skyler Moore
Smells Like Eucalyptus, Mint, and Be Quiet
Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla
It was a great mother's day gift

It was a great mother's day gift

Brittany Spencer
Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla
Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla
The candle was the perfect Mother's Day gi...

The candle was the perfect Mother's Day gift for my mom. The fact that she liked it more than the gifts from the rest of my siblings was just a bonus! Thanks for such a wonderful candle and I'll be buying more candles from here in the future!

Jessica Jacobi
Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla
Sandalwood Rose Soy Candle
These are the best candles on the Internet...

These are the best candles on the Internet. They burn perfectly! And they smell amazing without upsetting my allergies. Pot Head is my favorite scent so far!

Rebecca Weimann
Sandalwood Rose Soy Candle
Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress
Smells great and is extremely calming. Plu...

Smells great and is extremely calming. Plus, it's a good phrase to read each time I light it, because I'm usually stressed as a mf when I need it.

Kathryn Lee Mraz
Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress
Absolutely love this candle! Doesn't irri...

Absolutely love this candle! Doesn't irritate my asthma!

Misty Heidenreich
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Happy Bitch, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Soy Candle

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Feeling bitchy and grumpy? Luckily, this anti-inflammatory candle smells like uplifting citrus, green grass, summer days, and happiness. 🌞

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Welcome to a coastal candle party like no other. 🔮

Come enjoy a laid back and fun experience. We'll teach you step-by-step instructions on how to handcraft your very own CLEAN-BURNING soy candle.

 

Learn more and book your class in coastal Newport, Oregon below. 🌊🦑

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Handcrafted By Our Salty Crew 🕺

Since Fall of 2018, Lunar Landings has been helping people laugh and get their snark on. Both founders, my husband and I, are super silly and we think if we can’t make it fun, then it’s not worth doing. We handcraft our soy candles to be bursting with attitude and sassy aromas. Whether you’re looking for funny and functional home decor, a gift that will have your favorite bitches in stitches, or even a candle that will have your partner running to the bedroom with excitement- Lunar Landings has you covered.

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What if I have pets?

Of course you worry about your fur babies- we do too! 

 

We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:

Dear Fur-parent,

We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious.

Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues.

Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out!

Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!

Lots of love,

Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn

WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?

Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
 

The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body. 

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

What makes soy candles non-toxic?

Our soy candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's how:

 

Reduced Toxin Exposure: Phthalates are chemicals often used in fragrance oils to help the scent last longer. However, they have been linked to various health issues. Opting for phthalate-free fragrance oils reduces exposure to these potentially harmful chemicals.

 

Cleaner Burning: Soy wax burns cleaner and produces significantly less soot compared to paraffin wax, which can help maintain indoor air quality. This is particularly beneficial for individuals with respiratory issues or sensitivities.

 

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.

 

Biodegradable and Renewable: Soy wax is derived from soybeans, making it a renewable resource. Additionally, soy wax is biodegradable, which means it is more environmentally friendly compared to paraffin wax, which is derived from petroleum.

 

No Lead in Wicks: We use 100% cotton wicks, which are free from lead and other harmful metals commonly found in traditional candle wicks. Lead exposure can be harmful to both humans and pets, so using lead-free wicks further enhances the safety of soy candles

 

Non-Toxic: Soy wax is non-toxic, meaning it doesn't release harmful carcinogens into the air when burned. This makes soy candles a safer option for indoor use, especially in enclosed spaces.

How will this candle boost my mood?

Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!

Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.

 

Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.


Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.


Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.

How long will this candle last?

Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
 

Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan.

Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌

When will my order ship?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 1-2 business days.

 

Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

 

All domestic orders over $50 ship for free! So go ahead and stock up on our mood-boosting aromas!

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