So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most candles are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Burn The System, Not Toxins.
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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
The candles came packaged perfectly with biodegradable packing peanuts. The candles smell so good plus they’re non toxic so win win!
Why Everyone Is Switching
UNIQUE
No cardboard trees here
BOLD SCENTS
No weak “barely-there” aromas here
SNARKY & POLITICAL
For rebels who give a damn
HANDMADE IN OREGON
Small-batch with big energy
PET-FRIENDLY
Safe for your furry roommates
NON-TOXIC AF
Phthalate-free, clean scents you can trust
More Than Car Freshies
Bold Aromas
Handmade in Oregon
Snarky
🚫 PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
🚫 PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
🚫 PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Handcrafted By Rebels, For Rebels 🖤
We’re a wife-and-husband team hand-pouring sassy, non-toxic candles on the Oregon Coast for rebels who give a damn. Our small-batch aromas are bold, clean-burning, and designed to spark laughter while pissing off all the right people. If it isn’t fun, we don’t do it.
We created our first candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.
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Burn The System, Not Toxins! Our soy candles are here to help you keep fighting bad vibes, political nightmares, and BAD ODORS!