Mom's About To Lose Her Shit, Eucalyptus, Mint, and Be Quiet

We use 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and 100% cotton wicks... nothing toxic, nothing shady.

Our candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's what that actually means:

• No Phthalates – Our scents are free from these hormone-disrupting chemicals.

• No Paraffin – Soy wax burns cleaner with less soot = better air quality.

• No Lead – Our cotton wicks are metal-free, so they’re safe for you and your pets.

• Non-Toxic – No carcinogens, no sketchy additives—just safe, clean-burning vibes.

• Eco-Friendly – Soy wax is biodegradable and made from renewable soybeans.

• Longer Burn Time – More hours of candle joy vs. typical paraffin candles.

✨ Sass you can trust. Ingredients you can pronounce. And scents that don’t suck.

Of course you worry about your fur babies and friends with asthma- we do too! 

We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:

Dear Fur-parent,

We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious. Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues. Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out! Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot.

Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!

Lots of love,

Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn

Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!

Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.

Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.

Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.

Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.

Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Some studies show links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.  

The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body. 

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.  

Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan. Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌

Our soy wax melts last 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin wax melts.

Every 2 moons or 2 snap bar rectangles will give you 12 hours of use. Pro-tip: melts for 4 hour increments for longer scent throw.

We usually ship within 1-2 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.

Domestic orders $75+ ship for free.

Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses.

Our scents are bold but balanced; strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.