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Build A Bookworm's Dream Box

Build A Bookworm's Dream Box

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Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle

Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle

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Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle

Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle

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Just One More Chapter, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

Just One More Chapter, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

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Smells Like Rhysand Soy Candle

Smells Like Rhysand Soy Candle

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Smut Slut Soy Candle, Naughty Nag Champa

Smut Slut Soy Candle, Naughty Nag Champa

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Violent Little Thing Soy Candle

Violent Little Thing Soy Candle

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What's Your Wingspan Soy Candle

What's Your Wingspan Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

hand-heart

Handcrafted

in Oregon

paw-print

Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation