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Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment

Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment

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🕯️ Protest With a Burn This isn’t just a candle. It’s a citrus-fueled reminder that you’re...
Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood

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🕯️Lavender & Liberation This isn’t just a candle.It’s a scented boundary. A soft but firm...
Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

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🔥Burn It All Down, But Make It Sweet This isn’t just a candle.It’s a sugar-dipped...
Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla

Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla

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🔨 Smash the System This isn’t just a candle.It’s a flame-fueled battle cry. A rose-tinted...
Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like My Body, My Choice, & Roses

Smells Like My Body, My Choice, & Roses

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler

Smells Like Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like F*ck 47 & ImPeachment

Smells Like F*ck 47 & ImPeachment

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco Caramel

Smells Like Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco Caramel

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like You Got The Power & Nag Champa

Smells Like You Got The Power & Nag Champa

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like The Felon & Cucumber Melon

Smells Like The Felon & Cucumber Melon

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle

Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation