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Smells Like The Felon & Cucumber Melon

Smells Like The Felon & Cucumber Melon

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Smells Like MelĂłn Agua Fresca & Keep The Immigrants, Deport The Racists Soy Candle

Smells Like MelĂłn Agua Fresca & Keep The Immigrants, Deport The Racists Soy Candle

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Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle

Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle

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Smells Like Democracy, No King, & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

Smells Like Democracy, No King, & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

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Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

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Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Candle

Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Candle

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Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Candle

Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Candle

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Don't Be Homophobic & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

Don't Be Homophobic & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

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Smells Like Horchata & Abolish ICE Soy Candle

Smells Like Horchata & Abolish ICE Soy Candle

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Smells Like Cucumber Agua Fresca & Chinga Tu Migra Soy Candle

Smells Like Cucumber Agua Fresca & Chinga Tu Migra Soy Candle

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Smells Like Piña Agua Fresca & We The People Are Pissed Soy Candle

Smells Like Piña Agua Fresca & We The People Are Pissed Soy Candle

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Smells Like Watermelon Agua Fresca & Know Your Rights Soy Candle

Smells Like Watermelon Agua Fresca & Know Your Rights Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation