Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Name: Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle
Brand: LunarLandings
Price: 36.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$36.00

$36.00 ~~$24.00~~

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John

✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

Size: 9oz Medium

9oz Medium

16oz Large

4oz Tiny

🌸Bless Your Heart—and Burn It

This isn’t just a candle. It’s a floral-scented boundary. A polite but firm GTFO for bigots in pearls and red hats.

We created this collection out of rage, heartbreak, and hope—for everyone who’s had to swallow their fury at family dinners, church potlucks, or Facebook comment wars.
You deserve more than civility politics. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even while this wick burns down your last ounce of patience.

Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “live laugh love” vibes. Just rebellion, relief, and the courage to keep going.

Scented like GTFO My House — magnolia, peony, and the salty drip of MAGA tears — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It sets boundaries.

✨ Light It When:

• The news breaks (again)
• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Candles Suck

Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

PARAFFIN WAX

Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

PETRO SOOT

Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.