Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting – LunarLandings

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Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting

(Spritz up some non-toxic sarcasm in a glass bottle)

$24.00 USD

~~$19.00 USD~~ $24.00 USD

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Room & Linen Sprays triggering people's allergies. This anti-inflammatory Room & Linen spray smells like Fruit Loops and reminds you of when life was so much simpler.

We used premium oils, water, and zero nasties to make it safe for you. This Room & Linen Spray is so clean you can spritz it around pets, children, and people with asthma.

We also infused this Room & Linen Spray with the essence of childhood and zero responsibilities, because we're over being adults and getting our sh*t together.

Let the sugary goodness of sweet citrus, cherry, and vanilla uplift your spirits and reduce some adulting stress. 🥣

Lots of love included. (Soggy cereal not included. 😘)

Scent Notes & Mood-Boosting Properties

Spritz this Room & Linen Spray to kick your adult worries to the curb all thanks to the uplifting and stress-reducing scent notes. Our aromas are anti-inflammatory and won't upset your allergies or asthma.

Citrus (Top Note):The initial scent you smell when you first light the candle.
Uplifting: Feel like quiet quitting? Citrus scents boost feelings of freshness and vitality. They uplift your mood and promote a sense of energy and positivity. Our F*ck Adulting room & linen spray is here to uplift you and your loved ones.

Cherry and Orange (Middle Notes):Emerges within 15-30 minutes after lighting.
Happiness: Is adulting getting you down? We infused this candle with bright cherry and orange notes. They make you feel cheerful and will evoke feelings of happiness and joy. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul.

Vanilla and Sandalwood (Base Notes): The final scents that develop as the candle burns. They tend to linger the longest.
Relaxation: We use vanilla and sandalwood for their comforting and grounding effects- because who doesn't need more of that? They will evoke feelings of warmth and security, perfect for when you need to hit pause that adulting stress and RELAX.

Sizing & Details

Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.

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Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!

Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.

Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.

Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.

We recommend testing first.

Shipping & Returns

FREE SHIPPING on all orders $75 or more within the USA.

FREE GIFT on all orders $100 or more!

You won't believe how fast we handcraft your order! All orders ship directly to your door within 2-4 days of placing your order.

You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!

3 reasons why people who spray store bought linen and air fresheners have lung problems:

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FRAGRANCE PHTHALATES

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VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS

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TOXIC FUMES

Every single one of the above ingredients is known to inflame the lungs and be a potential cause of cancer growth.

EW – why?? Just because these ingredients are cheap to source and easy to use…doesn’t mean you should have a house full of them!

We make it our mission to keep your health our #1 priority. That's why we handcraft our room & linen sprays with non-toxic and sustainable ingredients.

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No Phthalates

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Toxic Fume Free

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Water Base

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Clean Oil-Based Scents

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Long-Lasting

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Anti-Inflammatory

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Before we created our anti-inflammatory candles, we were living on a bus (Can you imagine the smell?!)

We had to do something to make our bus smell more like home… But you can’t burn a traditional candle on a bus because of all the soot and chemicals!

It would be like hot-boxing your way to cancer and lung problems.

So we searched for the healthiest ingredients to handcraft our first candles back in 2018.

We discovered soy wax burns soot-free and is sustainable AF.

We combined it with premium oils that are phthalate-free. We were blown away by the results!

We now help thousands of people make the switch to clean-burning candles.

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ALL NON-TOXIC INGREDIENTS FREE FROM:

Paraffin - Lead - Soot - Fragrance Phthalates

Even your loved ones who always complain about their asthma won’t be phased by this mood-boosting candle.

We don’t believe in adding inflammatory ingredients.

Frequently Asked Questions

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What if I have pets?

Of course you worry about your fur babies- we do too!

We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:

Dear Fur-parent,

We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious.

Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues.

Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out!

Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!

Lots of love,

Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn

WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?

Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.

The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

What makes soy candles non-toxic?

Our soy candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's how:

Reduced Toxin Exposure: Phthalates are chemicals often used in fragrance oils to help the scent last longer. However, they have been linked to various health issues. Opting for phthalate-free fragrance oils reduces exposure to these potentially harmful chemicals.

Cleaner Burning: Soy wax burns cleaner and produces significantly less soot compared to paraffin wax, which can help maintain indoor air quality. This is particularly beneficial for individuals with respiratory issues or sensitivities.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.

Biodegradable and Renewable: Soy wax is derived from soybeans, making it a renewable resource. Additionally, soy wax is biodegradable, which means it is more environmentally friendly compared to paraffin wax, which is derived from petroleum.

No Lead in Wicks: We use 100% cotton wicks, which are free from lead and other harmful metals commonly found in traditional candle wicks. Lead exposure can be harmful to both humans and pets, so using lead-free wicks further enhances the safety of soy candles

Non-Toxic: Soy wax is non-toxic, meaning it doesn't release harmful carcinogens into the air when burned. This makes soy candles a safer option for indoor use, especially in enclosed spaces.

How will this candle boost my mood?

Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!

Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.

Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.

Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.

Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.

How long will this candle last?

Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.

Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan.

Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌

When will my order ship?

You won't believe how fast our hubby & wifey team handcrafts your order! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days.

Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $75 ship for free! So go ahead and stock up on our mood-boosting aromas!

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Delicious candles

I would take a photo but I pretty much burned them non stop for weeks and they are gone, both were delicious and the packaging was absolutely adorable. I purchased two room sprays as well and they smell so good. I also love supporting a small women owned business. I will definitely be purchasing again!

Fruit loop candle

Smells great but only one wick works and burned unevenly. Upset bc it was pricey

AMAZING CANDLES

These are the best candles I've ever bought!!!! They smell AMAZING..burn evenly...no soot...and I absolutely LOVE the smart ass labels!!!! I've made about 5 more purchases after my initial one...they would also make great gifts!!! HIGHLY RECOMMEND

Awesome

Best. Candle. Ever.

Seriously, it smells like a fresh bowl of Froot Loops. Anyone I gift candles to gets one as a required introduction to Lunar Landings...

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