Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting
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Estimated Delivery:Aug 03 - Aug 07
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $75

Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting
You know what's not cool? Store-bought Room & Linen Sprays triggering people's allergies. This anti-inflammatory Room & Linen spray smells like Fruit Loops and reminds you of when life was so much simpler.
We used premium oils, water, and zero nasties to make it safe for you. This Room & Linen Spray is so clean you can spritz it around pets, children, and people with asthma.
We also infused this Room & Linen Spray with the essence of childhood and zero responsibilities, because we're over being adults and getting our sh*t together.
Let the sugary goodness of sweet citrus, cherry, and vanilla uplift your spirits and reduce some adulting stress. 🥣
Lots of love included. (Soggy cereal not included. 😘)
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
Do you ship internationally?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
What is your return policy?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
What are your sizing options?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.