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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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