Fuck Trump, Eco Tote Bag

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Sturdy, ethically made, and just loud enough to get you side-eyed at Whole Foods.

Black
Oyster
✅ Printed to order. Ships separately from candles & aromas.

Because sometimes “I respectfully disagree” just doesn’t hit hard enough.

Our organic cotton tote bag is for anyone who sat through two impeachments, stocked up on popcorn for indictments, and still had to explain why basic human rights aren’t “too political.”

Whether you’re dodging eye contact at the post office or grocery shopping in peace, this tote bag says what you’re tired of saying out loud. Fuck Trump.

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Fuck Trump, Eco Tote Bag

Why This Merch Exists

We make candles that piss off the right people—and now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.


Whether you’re heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, it’s got your back.

Pictured: our “Burn The Oligarchy” tote
— also available as a tee, tank, and sweater.

Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.

Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck

100% organic cotton, reinforced stitching, 30lb capacity

Disruptive Design

Your shirt does the talking, so you don’t have to. Every piece is made to provoke, amuse, or agitate.

 Values > Volume

No overstock, no trend-chasing. We print with purpose, not pressure.

From the Candle People

Yep—same weirdos behind your favorite “F*ck Trump” scent. This is a whole ecosystem of rage-powered gifting.

 Common Questions About Our Merch

Is this merch ethically made?

Where is it printed and shipped from?

Why does this ship separately from my candles & aromas?

What makes this different from the stuff on Amazon?

Do you actually donate to causes, or is that just marketing?

Why Rebels Asked for This Drop

Real comments. Real demand. Real rebels asking, “Can I wear this message, too?"

No reviews yet—just rebels hyping us up.

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