So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Candle
Regular price
$36.00
Sale price
$36.00
Regular price
$24.00
Unit price
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Snark-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
TIPS + TRICKS
Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
Keep your candle game strong:
- Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.
- No trimming while it's lit - common sense, folks!
- Keep that wick centered and away from the sides.
- Let it melt to the edges to avoid tunneling, ESPECIALLY upon the first burn.
- Once the candle is all burned up, get creative with the jar. It's reusable AF and your call on how you want to repurpose it.
Stay safe:
- No unsupervised burns - kids, pets, drafts? Keep away!
- Max 4-hour burn sessions.
- No curly wicks, please.
- Stop when 1/4" of wax is left and reuse the jar.
- Let it cool before moving.
- Protect your surface, always.
FREE SHIPPING on all orders $75 or more within the USA.
FREE GIFT on all orders $100 or more!
You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 1-2 days of placing your order.
You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!
This isn’t just a soy candle.
It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.
We created this collection back when the world felt a little too much and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.
You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.
Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like calm, but with an edge — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
✨ Use It When:• You’re this close to snapping
• You want your space to smell better than your mood
• You’re out of spoons, but not sass
Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Candle
-
FREE SHIPPING $75+
-
NON-TOXIC
-
HANDCRAFTED
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care.
Non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.
Common Questions
What ingredients do you use in your soy candles and soy wax melts?
We use 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and 100% cotton wicks... nothing toxic, nothing shady.
Our candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's what that actually means:
• No Phthalates – Our scents are free from these hormone-disrupting chemicals.
• No Paraffin – Soy wax burns cleaner with less soot = better air quality.
• No Lead – Our cotton wicks are metal-free, so they’re safe for you and your pets.
• Non-Toxic – No carcinogens, no sketchy additives—just safe, clean-burning vibes.
• Eco-Friendly – Soy wax is biodegradable and made from renewable soybeans.
• Longer Burn Time – More hours of candle joy vs. typical paraffin candles.
✨ Sass you can trust. Ingredients you can pronounce. And scents that don’t suck.
Are they safe for pets and people with asthma?
Of course you worry about your fur babies and friends with asthma- we do too!
We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:
Dear Fur-parent,
We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious. Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues. Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out! Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot.
Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!
Lots of love,
Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn
How will this candle boost my mood?
Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!
Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.
Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.
Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.
Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.
WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies show links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
How long does this last?
Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.
Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan. Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌
Our soy wax melts last 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin wax melts.
Every 2 moons or 2 snap bar rectangles will give you 12 hours of use. Pro-tip: melts for 4 hour increments for longer scent throw.
When will my order ship?
We usually ship within 1-2 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Domestic orders $75+ ship for free.
Will this scent be overpowering or give me a headache like other candles and wax melts?
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses.
Our scents are bold but balanced; strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
Customer Reviews
Based on 1 review
100%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
b
hi! so i definitely had to jump on here and leave a review on this candle! i wanted to get this candle 1. for the message i am PROUD to display, but also 2. i thought the scent sounded nice and spring/summery. as always, i received my candles in reasonable time and packaged with actual care. but i needed to share that i lit this candle for the first time a couple days ago and it became an IMMEDIATE all-time favourite! and ive been buying ONLY from this company for more than several years. i usually like to buy different candles every time, because theres so many great scents i keep wanting to try out! but this is one im going to HAVE TO keep going back to!!!! it gives clean and earthy, and its just so balanced, and honestly ✨️PERFECT✨️. in addition, when my husband, who rarely comments on candles, came home and walked in, he immediately said "WOAH!". ...and hes literally been talking about this candle for 2 days straight so far. and im just as obsessed!
GET THE CANDLE AND FUCK THE TRANSPHOBES, BEBES!! 👏👏👏
📦 Get free shipping on orders over $75
Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.