Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John


✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

🔥Burn It All Down, But Make It Sweet

This isn’t just a candle.
It’s a sugar-dipped middle finger to the 1%. A warm, smoky revolt flickering in real time.

We created this collection out of rage, heartbreak, and hope—for everyone crushed by capitalism, screaming into the algorithm, and still finding ways to give a damn.

You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even from your couch, rage-snacking through the headlines.

Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “luxury” vibes. Just rebellion, relief, and the courage to keep going.

Scented like Eat the Rich — fire-roasted marshmallow, toasted vanilla, and smoky embers — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It smolders.

✨ Light It When:

• The news breaks (again)
• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Candles Suck

Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

PARAFFIN WAX

Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

PETRO SOOT

Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

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See Why Rebels Love Us

Real customers. Real rebels. Real talk.

Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.

Customer Reviews

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Sarah
Great Product

You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh so this candle brings me joy.

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Garry Hurley Jr
Best scent ever.

We burn these candles to help rid the air of the sent of the puppy’s “accidents” in the kitchen. At least she does it in the room that is easiest to clean. Anyhow, the house goes from smelling like a MAGA rally at a veteran funeral to smelling much better. (By the way, the HEPA filters in every room do their job for the most part, but the candle helps. My wife even made me buy more!)

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K Miller
Perfect for hexing the oligarchs

The candle smells great and makes an excellent focal point for any hexing you might want to get up to. 🤭 Also sent as a gift to friends and they all loved it as well.

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Heather Halvorson Wolver
Smells amazing

I love this candle and its message. I will definitely be buying more!

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Kaci Elder

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