Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Name: Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows
Brand: LunarLandings
Price: 36.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$36.00

$36.00 ~~$24.00~~

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John

✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

Size: 9oz Medium

9oz Medium

16oz Large

4oz Tiny

🔥Burn It All Down, But Make It Sweet

This isn’t just a candle.
It’s a sugar-dipped middle finger to the 1%. A warm, smoky revolt flickering in real time.

We created this collection out of rage, heartbreak, and hope—for everyone crushed by capitalism, screaming into the algorithm, and still finding ways to give a damn.

You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even from your couch, rage-snacking through the headlines.

Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “luxury” vibes. Just rebellion, relief, and the courage to keep going.

Scented like Eat the Rich — fire-roasted marshmallow, toasted vanilla, and smoky embers — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It smolders.

✨ Light It When:

• The news breaks (again)
• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

Handcrafted

in Oregon

Safe around

kids & pets

Sassy labels

that spark conversation

⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Candles Suck

Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

PARAFFIN WAX

Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

PETRO SOOT

Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

Us Vs Them

Most candles are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

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No Nasty Toxins To Inhale

Handmade by Rebels

Supports Social Justice

No Petroleum Carbon Soot

Sustainable AF

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Common Questions

We use 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and 100% cotton wicks—nothing toxic, nothing shady.

Our candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's what that actually means:

• No Phthalates – Our scents are free from these hormone-disrupting chemicals.

• No Paraffin – Soy wax burns cleaner with less soot = better air quality.

• No Lead – Our cotton wicks are metal-free, so they’re safe for you and your pets.

• Non-Toxic – No carcinogens, no sketchy additives—just safe, clean-burning vibes.

• Eco-Friendly – Soy wax is biodegradable and made from renewable soybeans.

• Longer Burn Time – More hours of candle joy vs. typical paraffin candles.

✨ Sass you can trust. Ingredients you can pronounce. And scents that don’t suck.

Of course you worry about your fur babies and friends with asthma- we do too!

We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:

Dear Fur-parent, We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious. Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues. Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out! Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this

room & linen spray

that banishes any funky pet odors instantly! Lots of love,

Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn

Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul! Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.

Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.

Distraction from Negative Thoughts

: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.

Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.

Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support women’s rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isn’t just a vibe—it’s a value.

Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Some studies show links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.

The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.

Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan. Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌

Our soy wax melts last 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin wax melts.

Every 2 moons or 2 snap bar rectangles will give you 12 hours of use. Pro-tip: melts for 4 hour increments for longer scent throw.

We usually ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.

Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.

Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.

Great Product

You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh so this candle brings me joy.

Best scent ever.

We burn these candles to help rid the air of the sent of the puppy’s “accidents” in the kitchen. At least she does it in the room that is easiest to clean. Anyhow, the house goes from smelling like a MAGA rally at a veteran funeral to smelling much better. (By the way, the HEPA filters in every room do their job for the most part, but the candle helps. My wife even made me buy more!)

Perfect for hexing the oligarchs

The candle smells great and makes an excellent focal point for any hexing you might want to get up to. 🤭 Also sent as a gift to friends and they all loved it as well.

Smells amazing

I love this candle and its message. I will definitely be buying more!

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