So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment
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âââââ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says âFck thisâ* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsâbecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.Â
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
TIPS + TRICKS
Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.Â
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
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Keep your candle game strong:
- Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.
- No trimming while it's lit - common sense, folks!
- Keep that wick centered and away from the sides.
- Let it melt to the edges to avoid tunneling, ESPECIALLY upon the first burn.
- Once the candle is all burned up, get creative with the jar. It's reusable AF and your call on how you want to repurpose it.
Stay safe:
- No unsupervised burns - kids, pets, drafts? Keep away!
- Max 4-hour burn sessions.
- No curly wicks, please.
- Stop when 1/4" of wax is left and reuse the jar.
- Let it cool before moving.
- Protect your surface, always.
FREE SHIPPING on all orders $75 or more within the USA.
FREE GIFT on all orders $100 or more!
You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 2-4 days of placing your order.
You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!
đŻď¸ Protest With a Burn
This isnât just a candle. Itâs a citrus-fueled reminder that youâre not alone in this political nightmare.
We made Fuck Trump for the heartbroken, the pissed off, and the people who still give a damn. Itâs our #1 best-seller for a reason.
You asked for rage therapy. We poured it in a jar.
Scented like imPeachment â uplifting citrus, fruity peach, and the tiniest glimmer of hope â this candle doesnât just smell good. It feels good.
Handcrafted on the Oregon Coast with clean ingredients and a little pettiness (in the best way).
đĽ Light It When:
⢠The news breaks (again)
⢠You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
⢠You need to remember that rage is fuelânot a flaw
Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment
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â Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! Iâm betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and Iâm loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I canât begin to tell you how much I love it all already! Iâve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in âfragrance.â These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, itâs a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles wonât leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
Itâs hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-careânon-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if itâs just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.