So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Build Your Own 2-Pack: 16oz Large Protest Snowman Candles (Holiday Edition)
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Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Fuck Trump- FDTree Pine
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Burn The Oligarchy- Toasted Marshmallow
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Don't Be A Nazi- Candy Cane
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Fuck The Patriarchy- Sugar Cookies
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Eat The Rich- Gingerbread Man
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
I Can't Believe Still Protesting This Shit- Peppermint Mocha
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Abolish ICE- Cinnamon Horchata
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
FDT- Orange Spice
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Keep The Immigrants Deport Racists- Bergamot Mahogany
Protest Snowman Soy Candle – Large 16oz (Pick Your Protest Label)
Keep Your Laws Off My Body- Cinnamon Cranberries
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Available in 10 scents for all your scent-sational needs!
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Two or more giant snowmen. Ten rebellious scents. Zero big-box energy.
This is the 16oz Protest Snowman Candle Bundle — aka “The gift set that will either make you someone’s favorite person… or start a holiday argument at the dinner table.”
Each snowman is hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax into a chunky, joyfully unhinged jar shaped like Frosty’s radicalized cousin.
Pick any 2+ scents from our limited-edition Holiday Protest Line, featuring flavors designed to roast injustice, warm your home, and confuse your conservative uncle.
Because nothing says “season’s greetings” like a giant snowman shouting Eat the Rich into your living room.
Build Your Own 2-Pack: 16oz Large Protest Snowman Candles (Holiday Edition)
Regular price
$100.30
Sale price
$100.30
Regular price
$118.00
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Build Your Snowman Army
One isn’t always enough.
Mix minis, big bois, and bundles to match every friend, enemy, and chaotic coworker on your list:
☃️ 4oz Protest Snowman (single)
☃️ 16oz Protest Snowman (single)
☃️ 4-Pack Mini Snowmen (build your own set)
☃️ 2-Pack Large Snowmen (double the protest, double the cozy)
Us Vs Them
Most candles are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Common Questions
We use 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and 100% cotton wicks—nothing toxic, nothing shady.
Our candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's what that actually means:
• No Phthalates – Our scents are free from these hormone-disrupting chemicals.
• No Paraffin – Soy wax burns cleaner with less soot = better air quality.
• No Lead – Our cotton wicks are metal-free, so they’re safe for you and your pets.
• Non-Toxic – No carcinogens, no sketchy additives—just safe, clean-burning vibes.
• Eco-Friendly – Soy wax is biodegradable and made from renewable soybeans.
• Longer Burn Time – More hours of candle joy vs. typical paraffin candles.
✨ Sass you can trust. Ingredients you can pronounce. And scents that don’t suck.
Of course you worry about your fur babies and friends with asthma- we do too!
We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:
Dear Fur-parent, We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious. Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues. Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out! Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this
that banishes any funky pet odors instantly! Lots of love,
Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn
Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul! Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.
Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.
Distraction from Negative Thoughts
: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.
Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.
Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support women’s rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isn’t just a vibe—it’s a value.
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies show links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.
Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan. Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌
Our soy wax melts last 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin wax melts.
Every 2 moons or 2 snap bar rectangles will give you 12 hours of use. Pro-tip: melts for 4 hour increments for longer scent throw.
We usually ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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