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Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Soy Candle

Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Soy Candle

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Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

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Naughty Gnomies, Candy Cane Soy Candle

Naughty Gnomies, Candy Cane Soy Candle

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Cozy AF, Cinnamon & Cranberry Soy Candle

Cozy AF, Cinnamon & Cranberry Soy Candle

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Baked AF, Gingerbread Soy Candle

Baked AF, Gingerbread Soy Candle

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Jingle My Bells, Orange & Cinnamon Spice Soy Candle

Jingle My Bells, Orange & Cinnamon Spice Soy Candle

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Peppermint Mocha Soy Candle

Peppermint Mocha Soy Candle

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Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Soy Candle

Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation