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Dirty Little Car Freshies

Dirty Little Car Freshies

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of toxins and questionable...
Smells Like Date Night & Tobacco Caramel

Smells Like Date Night & Tobacco Caramel

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Clit Licks, Apple Cider, & Cinnamon Donuts

Smells Like Clit Licks, Apple Cider, & Cinnamon Donuts

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Someone's Getting a Lucky BJ & Georgia Peach.

Smells Like Someone's Getting a Lucky BJ & Georgia Peach.

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Thanks for the orgasms Soy Candle

Thanks for the orgasms Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Sexy Time & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Sexy Time & Lavender Sandalwood

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Someone's Horny & Vanilla

Smells Like Someone's Horny & Vanilla

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Freak In The Sheets Room & Linen Spray

Freak In The Sheets Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Getting Freaky In The Sheets & Bergamot Mahogany

Smells Like Getting Freaky In The Sheets & Bergamot Mahogany

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like D*ck Sucking & Apple Cider Donut

Smells Like D*ck Sucking & Apple Cider Donut

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Playing With His Joystick & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Playing With His Joystick & Lavender Sandalwood

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like DILF Vibes & Georgia Peach

Smells Like DILF Vibes & Georgia Peach

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation