So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment
9oz Medium
Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla
9oz Medium
Smells Like Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco Caramel
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9oz Medium
Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows
9oz Medium
Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Smells Like My Body, My Choice, & Roses
9oz Medium
Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood
9oz Medium
Smells Like Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler
9oz Medium
Smells Like You Got The Power & Nag Champa
9oz Medium
Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower
9oz Medium
Fight The Power Car Freshies
F*ck Trump- imPeachment
Fight The Power Car Freshies
F*ck The Patriarchy- blackberry vanilla
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Fuck Musk-Taxing Billionaires, Tobacco, & Caramel
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Burn The Oligarchy- fire roasted marshmallow
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Elon Stinks- Putins Puppet & Petrichor
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Keep Your Laws Off My Body- roses
Fight The Power Car Freshies
F*ck 47- imPeachment
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Don't Be A Nazi- lavender sandalwood
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Still Protesting This Shit- blueberry cobbler
Fight The Power Car Freshies
The Felon- cucumber melon
Fight The Power Car Freshies
Power To The People- Nag Champa
Fight The Power Car Freshies
We Will Fight Back- baja cactus blossom
Fuck Trump & ImPeachment Room & Linen Spray
F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray
Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows Room & Linen Spray
My Body, My Choice, & Roses Room & Linen Spray
Don't Be A Nazi, Lavender, & Sandalwood Room & Linen Spray
Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler Room & Linen Spray
You Got The Power & Nag Champa Room & Linen Spray
Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower Room & Linen Spray
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Which scents will you choose?
Burn The Oligarchy- fire roasted marshmallows
Don't Be A Nazi- lavender sandalwood
F*ck 47- imPeachment
F*ck Trump- imPeachment
Still Protesting This Shit- blueberry cobbler
F*ck The Patriarchy- blackberry vanilla
Keep Your Laws Off My Body- roses
Power To The People- Nag Champa
The Felon- cucumber melon
We Will Fight Back- baja cactus flower blossom
Build your own bundle and get all 3!
🚗 Car Freshie
🕯️Soy Candle
✨ Room Spray
Car Freshie, vent mounted
-Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
7.5oz Room & Linen Spray
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
TIPS:
Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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You know who really needs to get their shit together? The F*cking Patriarchy and BIG-BOX candle factories. Store-bought candles, car fresheners, and room sprays are full of toxic chemicals like our toxic government.
Luckily, we make our aromas to honor your health while bringing power to the people.
Our non-toxic products are infused with sass and ZERO NASTIES to make them safe for you. Our products are so clean you can use them around pets, children, and people with asthma.
MIX AND MATCH these scents that want you to smash the system! Choose from 8 bold scents and build your own Fight Back Box ✊
Includes the LOUDEST car freshie, soy candle, and room spray in your scent choices.
Let our aromas help you stand up and fight back.
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NON-TOXIC
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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
- MZ.MITTENZ
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
- JOHN
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
- KAYLA
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
- MATT
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
- GIN
So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.
See Why Rebels Love Us
Real customers. Real rebels. Real talk.
Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.
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Address: 147 NE 11th St
Newport, OR 97365