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Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

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Build A Car Freshie & Refill Bundle To Drive Out Hate

Build A Car Freshie & Refill Bundle To Drive Out Hate

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Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Candle

Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Candle

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Don't Be Homophobic & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

Don't Be Homophobic & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

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Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Candle

Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Candle

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The Strongest Flower Power Car Freshies

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Flower Power Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle, 1oz Diffuser Oil

Flower Power Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle, 1oz Diffuser Oil

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Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Room & Linen Spray

Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Room & Linen Spray

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Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Room & Linen Spray

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Room & Linen Spray

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Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Room & Linen Spray

Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Room & Linen Spray

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Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Wax Melts

Don't Be A Bigot & Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Wax Melts

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Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Wax Melts

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Wax Melts

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

hand-heart

Handcrafted

in Oregon

paw-print

Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation