So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says âFck thisâ* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsâbecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.Â
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
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Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.Â
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
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đKind of Hippie, Kind of Hood â Fuck Around and Find Out
This isnât just a candle.
Itâs a dual-citizenship vibe. A mushroom-powered peace offering⌠with boundaries.
We created this collection four years ago, when everything felt like too much and not enough at the same time. Humor was our grounding. These candles were a reminder that softness and strength canâand shouldâcoexist.
You deserve more than chaos. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerfulâeven when youâre balancing your inner zen with your outer side-eye.
Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass âlove & lightâ vibes. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like Donât Test My Aura â earthy nag champa, sun-warmed patchouli, and âI saged the house but Iâm still watching youâ energy â this candle doesnât just smell good. Itâs a vibe check.
⨠Light It When:
⢠The news breaks (again)
⢠You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
⢠You need to remember that rage is fuelânot a flaw
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NON-TOXIC
HANDCRAFTED
â Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Itâs hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-careânon-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if itâs just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.