So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Grumpy Witch, Clove, Apple, & Cedar Woods Soy Candle
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
TIPS + TRICKS
Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
Keep your candle game strong:
- Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.
- No trimming while it's lit - common sense, folks!
- Keep that wick centered and away from the sides.
- Let it melt to the edges to avoid tunneling, ESPECIALLY upon the first burn.
- Once the candle is all burned up, get creative with the jar. It's reusable AF and your call on how you want to repurpose it.
Stay safe:
- No unsupervised burns - kids, pets, drafts? Keep away!
- Max 4-hour burn sessions.
- No curly wicks, please.
- Stop when 1/4" of wax is left and reuse the jar.
- Let it cool before moving.
- Protect your surface, always.
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You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 2-4 days of placing your order.
You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!
This isn’t just a Fall candle. 🍂
It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.
We created this Spooky collection back when the world felt a little too much and dark humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.
You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room & Halloween Decor.
Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass aromas that ghost you. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like calm, but with an edge — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
✨ Use It When:
• You’re this close to snapping
• You want your space to smell better than your mood
• You’re out of spoons, but not sass
Grumpy Witch, Clove, Apple, & Cedar Woods Soy Candle
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FREE SHIPPING $75+
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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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I'm very happy with this candle. The scent and quality are top notch. I bought the 4oz size to try... Now I'm gonna get the biggest size!
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i LOVE these wax melts! they smell insanely yummy and as a fall fanatic, they help me live out my dream of it being spooky season year-round while still being a scent that my suuper picky sister can enjoy too! id been wanting to get these for a while but have been hesitant and idek why! i'm thrilled with my new wax melts and even just one is enough to fill a large room for me! it's a perfect smell to also mix and add other melts to so i cant wait to experiment more! thank you! :)
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Smells great, arrived quickly.
Fantastic!
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