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It Smells Like Fruit Loops and Quiet Quitting In Here
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The Ultimate New Car Smell
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Smells Like Fuck Musk & Fuck Trump Candle Bundle
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Stand Up With Our Fight Back Box
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Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF
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Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment
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Smells Like Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco Caramel
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Raise Your Vibe With This Bad-Ass Aroma Box
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Smells Like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa
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Nag Champa Room & Linen Spray
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Smells like Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills
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Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee
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Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t
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Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle
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Fruit Loops Wax Melts
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111 Manifest That Shit Manifestation Soy Candle
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Lunar Landings' candles are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.
We’ve been handcrafting sassy soy candles since Fall of 2018. We think if we can’t make it fun, then it’s not worth doing. So, we handcraft our soy candles to be bursting with attitude and sassy aromas.
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WE CARE
Annual donations to four nonprofit organizations representing four pillars for every season.
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FREE GIFT
Orders over $100 receive a sassy scented gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!
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OUR STORY
We used to live on a bus, soot really mattered! That’s why our candles are clean-burning and won’t over-power your home.
