So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says âFck thisâ* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsâbecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.Â
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
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Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.Â
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
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đ§Chill the Fuck Out
This isnât just a candle.
Itâs a breath you forgot to take. A minty-fresh âtry me, bitchâ to your inner chaos.
We created this collection four years ago when life felt like one long panic attack with bad lighting. Humor kept us afloat. These candles gave us a moment to breatheâeyes closed, jaw unclenched, rage momentarily redirected into the flame.
You deserve more than overwhelm. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerfulâeven when youâre one group chat away from losing it.
Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass âspa dayâ vibes. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like Emotional Support Air â eucalyptus, spearmint, and a whisper of âdonât make me come down thereâ â this candle doesnât just smell good. It helps you exhale.
⨠Light It When:
⢠The news breaks (again)
⢠You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
⢠You need to remember that rage is fuelânot a flaw
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HANDCRAFTED
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So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Itâs hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-careânon-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if itâs just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.