Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John


✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

🧘Chill the Fuck Out

This isn’t just a candle.
It’s a breath you forgot to take. A minty-fresh “try me, bitch” to your inner chaos.

We created this collection four years ago when life felt like one long panic attack with bad lighting. Humor kept us afloat. These candles gave us a moment to breathe—eyes closed, jaw unclenched, rage momentarily redirected into the flame.
You deserve more than overwhelm. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you’re one group chat away from losing it.

Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” vibes. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.

Scented like Emotional Support Air — eucalyptus, spearmint, and a whisper of “don’t make me come down there” — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It helps you exhale.

✨ Light It When:

• The news breaks (again)
• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw

Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Candles Suck

Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

PARAFFIN WAX

Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

PETRO SOOT

Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

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See Why Rebels Love Us

Real customers. Real rebels. Real talk.

Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.

Customer Reviews

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Valerie Fagundes
Solid products

I have been purchasing Lunar Landings products for about seven months now, and they never fail to please! Huge fan of the car freshies.

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Katie
Best candles ever

Love the smells and the sass!!

M
Matt
Best Candles!

I fell in love with their Nag Champa candle and haven’t looked back. Awesome scents made by awesome people.

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Alexandra Boroff
Good present

Great present delivered in time recipient was happy

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Mitch Azevedo
Was a gift

Was a gift and she loved the scent of the candle. I liked the title of the candle , as it was a gift for my ex. Think the candle was called "Chill the f*** out" perfect !

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