Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John


āœ… Bold, non-toxic scent that says ā€œFck thisā€* without saying a word
āœ… Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
āœ… Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

🌿There’s Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit

This isn’t just a candle.
It’s a smoky sigh. A citrus-laced eye roll. A subtle ā€œnopeā€ for the days when the vibes are… off.

We created this collection four years ago when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass ā€œpositivity onlyā€ vibes. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.

Scented like Spiritual Boundaries — fresh sage, soft citrus, and a whisper of GTFO energy — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It clears the damn air.

✨ Light It When:

• The news breaks (again)
• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer
• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw

Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Candles Suck

Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box candles hide phthalates in ā€œfragrance.ā€ These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

PARAFFIN WAX

Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

PETRO SOOT

Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

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See Why Rebels Love Us

Real customers. Real rebels. Real talk.

Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.

Customer Reviews

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Karen Hansen
Amazing candle and a message that resonates

I absolutely love these candles! They smell fantastic, they’re safe to burn (no toxins) and I smile every time I look at them because their messages are SPOT ON! Will definitely be buying more of them!

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Beth Hertzfeldt
Nice but disappointing

It's a nice scent but I did not get a hint of sage OR citrus. Still pleasant!

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M.A.

Absolutely love the candles and the wax melts.

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Stephanie Raynor
Super fast shipping and both candle and es...

Super fast shipping and both candle and essential oil car scent smell amazing! Will be buying more from your shop.

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Brandi Stark
Great scent. Love the packaging too.

Great scent. Love the packaging too.

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