So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck
Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray
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âââââ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says âFck thisâ* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsâbecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
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Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 2-4 days of placing your order.
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đ¨ Smash The Patriarchy
This isnât just a spray.
Itâs a scented side-eye. A rose-tinted middle finger to every glass ceiling still standing.
We created this collection out of rage, heartbreak, and hopeâfor everyone who's done shrinking themselves to make others comfortable.
You deserve more than performative allyship. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerfulâeven as you spritz the patriarchy out of your workspace.
Scented like Smash the Patriarchy â bold blackberry, uplifting citrus, and vanilla â this spray doesnât just smell good. It says, not today, patriarchy.
⨠Spray It When:
⢠The news breaks (again)
⢠You want to scream, but misting something feels safer
⢠You need to remember that rage is fuelânot a flaw
F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray
Regular price
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
â Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! Iâm betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and Iâm loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I canât begin to tell you how much I love it all already! Iâve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box room sprays hide phthalates in âfragrance.â These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS
Most store-bought sprays use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene â linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We donât mess with that mess.
TOXIC FUMES
From petroleum-based solvents to mystery âfragranceâ cocktails, mass-produced room sprays & air fresheners fill your home with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
Itâs hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our room + linen sprays are daily acts of protest and self-careânon-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if itâs just spritzing some aromatherapy while mentally spraying it all away.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.