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Smells Like MILF Magic, Vanilla, & Roses
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Smells Like Morning Sex & Mahogany Teakwood
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Smells Like Boobies, Grapefruit, & Hydrangeas
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Smells Like Big Dick Energy & Sandalwood
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Let's Get Naked Massage Soy Candle
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Smells like Sex & Roses
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Say Happy V-Day with This Blowjob Soy Candle
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Smells Like SEX 💋 Room & Linen Spray
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Smells Like It's Getting HOT In Here & Cinnamon Candies
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Massage Soy Candle
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Smells Like A Fruity Booty & Juicy Peaches
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Your Head Looks Best Between My Legs Room & Linen Spray
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Sexy Time Room & Linen Spray
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Smells Like I Really Want To Fuck You Room & Linen Spray
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Spank Me Room & Linen Spray
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Horny AF Room & Linen Spray
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Lunar Landings' candles are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.
We’ve been handcrafting sassy soy candles since Fall of 2018. We think if we can’t make it fun, then it’s not worth doing. So, we handcraft our soy candles to be bursting with attitude and sassy aromas.