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Smells Like The Kids are Sleeping, Apple Cider, & Cinnamon Donuts

Smells Like The Kids are Sleeping, Apple Cider, & Cinnamon Donuts

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Smells Like Naughty Games & Apple Cider Donuts

Smells Like Naughty Games & Apple Cider Donuts

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Smells Like MILF Magic, Vanilla, & Roses

Smells Like MILF Magic, Vanilla, & Roses

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Smells Like Morning Sex & Mahogany Teakwood

Smells Like Morning Sex & Mahogany Teakwood

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Smells Like Boobies, Grapefruit, & Hydrangeas

Smells Like Boobies, Grapefruit, & Hydrangeas

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Smells Like Big Dick Energy & Sandalwood

Smells Like Big Dick Energy & Sandalwood

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Let's Get Naked Massage Soy Candle

Let's Get Naked Massage Soy Candle

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Smells like Sex & Roses

Smells like Sex & Roses

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Say Happy V-Day with This Blowjob Soy Candle

Say Happy V-Day with This Blowjob Soy Candle

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Smells Like SEX 💋 Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like SEX 💋 Room & Linen Spray

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Smells Like It's Getting HOT In Here & Cinnamon Candies

Smells Like It's Getting HOT In Here & Cinnamon Candies

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Massage Soy Candle

Massage Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation