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MILF Magic Soy Candle

Regular price $14.00 USD
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Romancing your wifey is a flick away! đŸ”„
Your co-parenting hero is more than just a mom, she's a sexy goddess! Help your Queen feel extra fiery with our Vanilla Rose candle burning in the air.đŸŒč Our seductive candles are like the sexy lingerie of home dĂ©cor – they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Scent Notes

Vanilla and Rose

Non-toxic AF

Sassy soy candles that smell really good, and are really Effin' good for you too:

🌙 We source sustainable and non-toxic ingredients
🌙 We give back to our community
🌙 Our sassy scents deliver

Sizing Details

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

Free Gift over $75 🎁

Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!

Please select your gift at checkout. 🎁

Sexy Time Just Got Easier and Sassier

Our candles are like the sexy lingerie of home dĂ©cor - they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Seductive Scent Notes:
Vanilla and Rose

Light Our Candles For a “Scentual” Experience.

Nobody can hold a candle to your Magical MILF!đŸ•Żïž
Your wife is a majorly irresistible, lip-bitingly fabulous enchantress. And you'd really like to F*ck her. 😅 This sultry candle will help you do just that! 💘

  • SNARKY GIFTS

    Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.

  • CONVO-STARTERS

    We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're conversation starters!

  • LONG-LASTING

    Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.

Product FAQ

WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! đŸ’â€â™€ïžđŸ•Żïž

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! đŸŸđŸ•Żïž

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH FUN SCENT OPTIONS?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Customer Reviews

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Doug Conn
Fast service, great items, great seller

Fast service, great items, great seller

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Heather Kshlerin
Great smell and fast shipping!

Great smell and fast shipping!

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Michael Gulgowski
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Feather Quigley
Amazing gift got a good laugh and the scen...

Amazing gift got a good laugh and the scent smelled great

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Rhonda Wehner
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