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The Kids are Sleeping Soy Candle

Regular price $14.00 USD
Regular price $14.00 USD Sale price $14.00 USD
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Description

Spark up some mood lighting for a "kids free zone" with ease. 🕯️
Lock your door, ignite our sensual Apple Cider Donut candle, and turn the lights down low. It's time to get spicy with your horny partner.❤️‍🔥

Scent Notes

Top: Apple, Cider
Middle: Donut, Cinnamon
Bottom: Vanilla, Sugar, Tonka Bean, Musk

Non-toxic AF

Sassy soy candles that smell really good, and are really Effin' good for you too:

🌙 We source sustainable and non-toxic ingredients
🌙 We give back to our community
🌙 Our sassy scents deliver

Sizing Details

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

Free Gift over $75 🎁

Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!

Please select your gift at checkout. 🎁

Sexy Time Just Got Easier and Sassier

Our candles are like the sexy lingerie of home décor - they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Seductive Scent Notes:
Top: Apple, Cider
Middle: Donut, Cinnamon
Bottom: Vanilla, Sugar, Tonka Bean, Musk

Light Our Candles For a “Scentual” Experience.

There's no better way to show your appreciation AND keep that "OH" train rolling! ❤️‍🔥
Even your room will blush when this Apple Cider and Cinnamon Donuts candle is burning.🔥

  • SNARKY GIFTS

    Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.

  • CONVO-STARTERS

    We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're conversation starters!

  • LONG-LASTING

    Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.

Product FAQ

WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁‍♀️🕯️

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH FUN SCENT OPTIONS?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Customer Reviews

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Joe Beer
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Diana Nicolas
The candles are fantastic and make great g...

The candles are fantastic and make great gifts. The sellers are helpful, friendly and respond to messages in a timely manner. The shipping is beyond fast and eco friendly. Highly recommend this shop and their products!

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Off Kilter Buckridge
Smells amazing! It came nicely wrapped too...

Smells amazing! It came nicely wrapped too! That was a surprise!

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Nathan Capps Doyle
Great packaging. Smells fantastic. Exactly...

Great packaging. Smells fantastic. Exactly as described.

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John Littel
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