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Fuck The Patriarchy, Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

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We weren’t born to obey—we were born to rise.  Our sweatshirt is for the sisters,...
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Fuck The Patriarchy, Eco Tote Bag

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We weren’t born to obey—we were born to rise.  Our organic cotton tote bag is...
Don't Be Homophobic & Seaside Plumeria Soy Wax Melts

Don't Be Homophobic & Seaside Plumeria Soy Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Spray Me When You Need An Orgasm Room & Linen Spray

Spray Me When You Need An Orgasm Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Your Head Looks Best Between My Legs Room & Linen Spray

Your Head Looks Best Between My Legs Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Freak In The Sheets Room & Linen Spray

Freak In The Sheets Room & Linen Spray

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Spank Me With Your Green Saber Soy Candle

Spank Me With Your Green Saber Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Soy Candle

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Soy Candle

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Essential Oil Room & Linen Spray: Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove

Essential Oil Room & Linen Spray: Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove

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It's time to spray Spooky Vibes everywhere! 💀 Our Spooky Bitch oil blend smells like...
Nuka Spray, Blueberry Room & Linen Spray

Nuka Spray, Blueberry Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Sleepy Bitch Spray, Lavender Pure Essential Oil Infused

Sleepy Bitch Spray, Lavender Pure Essential Oil Infused

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Feeling too tired to fucking function? 🙃 This spray smells like calming lavender so you...
Happy Bitch Reed Diffuser, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Infused

Happy Bitch Reed Diffuser, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Infused

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This isn’t just a reed diffuser. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
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We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
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