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Freak In The Sheets Room & Linen Spray

Freak In The Sheets Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Spank Me With Your Green Saber Soy Candle

Spank Me With Your Green Saber Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Witches' Brew Room & Linen Spray

Witches' Brew Room & Linen Spray

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Room & Linen Sprays triggering people's allergies. Luckily, this...
Sleepy Bitch Spray, Lavender Pure Essential Oil Infused

Sleepy Bitch Spray, Lavender Pure Essential Oil Infused

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Feeling too tired to fucking function? 🙃 This spray smells like calming lavender so you...
Happy Bitch Reed Diffuser, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Infused

Happy Bitch Reed Diffuser, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Infused

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This isn’t just a reed diffuser. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Hippie Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Patchouli Essential Oil Infused

Hippie Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Patchouli Essential Oil Infused

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Are you a stressed bitch when driving? There's a reason hippies love patchouli. It's grounding...
Sleepy Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Lavender Essential Oil Infused

Sleepy Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Lavender Essential Oil Infused

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Want to kick road rage to the curb? 🙃 This lavender car freshie is going...
Sleepy Bitch, Lavender Essential Oil Soy Wax Melts

Sleepy Bitch, Lavender Essential Oil Soy Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Happy Bitch, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Soy Candle

Happy Bitch, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil Soy Candle

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Feeling bitchy and grumpy? This anti-inflammatory candle smells like fresh citrus, green grass, summer days,...
Smells Like Dad Was Right & Apple Pie

Smells Like Dad Was Right & Apple Pie

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Teacher of The Year & Blackberry Vanilla

Smells Like Teacher of The Year & Blackberry Vanilla

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Happy First Mother's Day Soy Candle

Happy First Mother's Day Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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kids & pets

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that spark conversation