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Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment

Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment

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🕯️ Protest With a Burn This isn’t just a candle. It’s a citrus-fueled reminder that you’re...

Free 1oz Room Spray (We'll surprise you with a fun scent!) With Purchase over $100

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FREE 1oz Room & Linen Spray Sampler! Spray this Baja Cactus Blossom scent when life...
The Ultimate New Car Smell

The Ultimate New Car Smell

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🚗 Sass That Smells Better Than Your Coping Mechanisms This isn’t just a car freshener.It’s...
Fight The Power Car Freshies

Fight The Power Car Freshies

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🚗 Protest Never Smelled So Good This isn’t just a car freshener.It’s a scented signal....
Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood

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🕯️Lavender & Liberation This isn’t just a candle.It’s a scented boundary. A soft but firm...
Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

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🔥Burn It All Down, But Make It Sweet This isn’t just a candle.It’s a sugar-dipped...
Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla

Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla

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🔨 Smash the System This isn’t just a candle.It’s a flame-fueled battle cry. A rose-tinted...
Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF

Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa

Smells Like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa

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🍄Kind of Hippie, Kind of Hood – Fuck Around and Find Out This isn’t just...
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Free 2oz Candle (We'll surprise you with a fun scent!) With Purchase over $150

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FREE 2oz Candle! There's something about our sugary goodness of sweet orange, cherry, and vanilla...
Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

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🧘Chill the Fuck Out This isn’t just a candle.It’s a breath you forgot to take....
Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

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🌿There’s Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit This isn’t just a candle.It’s...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation