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Yes B*tch You Graduated Soy Candle

Yes B*tch You Graduated Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
World's Greater Farter Soy Candle

World's Greater Farter Soy Candle

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Homeowner AF Soy Candle

Homeowner AF Soy Candle

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Smells Like MILF Magic, Vanilla, & Roses

Smells Like MILF Magic, Vanilla, & Roses

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Playing With His Joystick & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Playing With His Joystick & Lavender Sandalwood

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Agua Fresca Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle, 1oz Diffuser Oil

Agua Fresca Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle, 1oz Diffuser Oil

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You know what's not cool? Toxic government & store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of...
Smells Like Margaritas & Fuck ICE Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Margaritas & Fuck ICE Room & Linen Spray

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Smells Like Seaside Plumeria, Democracy, & No Kings Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Seaside Plumeria, Democracy, & No Kings Room & Linen Spray

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Smells Like Democracy, No King, & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

Smells Like Democracy, No King, & Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle

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Kayla's Custom

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Custom fruit loops roll on
Smells Like Making America Gay Again Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Making America Gay Again Room & Linen Spray

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Smells Like Roses, Vanilla, & Spritz Me When Horny Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Roses, Vanilla, & Spritz Me When Horny Room & Linen Spray

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

hand-heart

Handcrafted

in Oregon

paw-print

Safe around

kids & pets

sticker

Sassy labels

that spark conversation