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Smells Like Making America Gay Again Soy Candle

Smells Like Making America Gay Again Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Anti-Nazi Mom Club & Fruity Cereal Room & Linen Spray

Anti-Nazi Mom Club & Fruity Cereal Room & Linen Spray

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Burn The Oligarchy, Unisex t-shirt

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Because billionaires shouldn’t run the world—and we’re done pretending they should. Soft enough to nap...
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Power To The People, Unisex t-shirt

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Because when we come together, we’re unstoppable. This shirt is for the rebels, the dreamers,...
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I Can't Believe We Still Have To Protest This Shit, Unisex t-shirt

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Honestly? Same. This shirt is for everyone who’s tired, frustrated, and somehow still showing up....
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FDT, Unisex t-shirt

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Three little letters. One loud message. This shirt doesn’t mince words—or snacks. With bold letters...
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FDT, Women's Racerback Tank

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Three little letters. One loud message. This tank top doesn’t mince words—or snacks. With bold...
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Burn The Oligarchy, Women's Racerback Tank

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Because billionaires shouldn’t run the world—and we’re done pretending they should.Soft enough to nap in,...
Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Room & Linen Spray

Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Spank Me Room & Linen Spray

Spank Me Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Sexy Time Room & Linen Spray

Sexy Time Room & Linen Spray

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Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle

Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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