Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.
Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck
Slim racerback fit with soft stretch
Soft, ethically made, and just loud enough to get you side-eyed at Whole Foods.
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and hugs in all the right places. It’s got a flattering cut and raw edge seams for a little extra attitude.
Women's Racerback Tank Size Guide (in inches)
XS
• Length: 26"
• Width: 15"
S
• Length: 26"
• Width: 16"
M
• Length: 27"
• Width: 17"
L
• Length: 28"
• Width: 18"
XL
• Length: 28"
• Width: 19"
This item is made-to-order and ships separately from the rest of your Lunar Landings goodies. Because it's printed just for you, it doesn't qualify for free shipping—even if your order total is over $75.
But don’t worry, we keep shipping rates as low as possible, and you’ll see the cost clearly at checkout. The planet wins (less waste), and you still get to set the world on fire—stylistically speaking. 🔥
Processing times vary depending on style & size.
Because sometimes “I respectfully disagree” just doesn’t hit hard enough.
This tank top is for bitches who sat through two impeachments, stocked up on popcorn for indictments, and still had to explain why basic human rights aren’t “too political.”
Whether you’re dodging eye contact at the post office or crying into your orange-flavored Ben & Jerry’s while resisting the government trauma, this tee says what you’re tired of saying out loud. Fuck Trump.
LOUD MESSAGE
ETHICALLY MADE
SUPER COMFY
We make candles that piss off the right people—and now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.
Whether you’re heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, it’s got your back.
Pictured: our “Burn The Oligarchy” tank
— also available as a tee, tote, and sweater.
Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.
Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck
Slim racerback fit with soft stretch
Yes! All of our protest gear is made in sweatshop-free facilities and printed by our production partners using socially responsible practices. We care about people as much as the planet—and we’ll never cut corners when it comes to labor or materials.
Our protest merch is printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by our trusted production partners. The blank garments themselves are responsibly sourced from facilities in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.—all vetted for ethical manufacturing standards. Each item is made on demand just for you, which helps reduce waste and overproduction. So yes, it takes a little longer, but it’s better for the planet and the people making your gear.
Our protest merch is made and shipped separately from our nontoxic candles and clean home fragrance line, so shipping is calculated individually at checkout. (We still offer free shipping on orders over $75 on scented items—so if you wanna inhale a movement too, we’ve got you.)
This isn’t fast fashion—it’s slow, intentional, and full of purpose.
From the soft, breathable fabrics to the bold, progressive messages, every item is made to help you speak up and show up without sacrificing comfort or ethics.
We put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday since 2017, we donate to four nonprofit organizations—each one aligned with the causes that matter most to us: racial justice, LGBTQ+ rights, human rights, and environmental action. One for every season, every year.
In previous years we've donated to:
Planned Parenthood
It Gets Better
GLSEN
NAACP
Black Lives Matter
Latinas In Tech
No Kid Hungry
Native Hope
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