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Ultimate Best Sellers Bundle

(Spark up some clean burning, non-toxic sarcasm in a candle jar)

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought candles triggering people's allergies. Luckily, these anti-inflammatory candles smell like they won't get you sick.
They're the ultimate way to boost your mood and slay odors. ✨
 
We used premium oils, soy, and zero nasties to make them safe for you. These candles are so clean you can burn them around pets, children, and people with asthma.

We hand-picked 5 of our most popular candle scents for you to spark up when you need a moment: 
🥣 Smells Like Fruit Loops & Quiet Quitting
🧘‍♀️ Smells like Blackberry, Vanilla, & Zen AF
☕ Smells like Hazelnut Coffee & Getting Shit Done
🍄 Smells like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa
🪴 Smells like Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF

Scent Notes & Mood-Boosting Properties

Meet your new bestie to turn to when shit gets real. 😘 We hand-picked 5 of our most mood-boosting and sarcastic aromas for you to spark up when you need a moment. 🔥Our aromas are anti-inflammatory and won't upset people's allergies or asthma.

Inhale The Good Shit, Blackberry Vanilla scented
Top: Citrus
Middle: Black Raspberry, Green, Rose
Bottom: Wood, Musk

Fuck Adulting, Fruit Loops scented
Top: Citrus
Middle: Cherry, Orange
Bottom: Vanilla, Sandalwood

Getting Shit Done, Hazelnut Coffee Scented
Top: Mocha, Warm Hazelnut, Coconut
Middle: Tonka, Nut
Bottom: Wood, Vanilla

Kind of Hippie, Nag Champa scented
Top: Citrus, Neroli, Cinnamon Spice
Middle: Balsam, Rose, Violet, White Jasmine
Bottom: Vanilla, Sandalwood, Vetiver, Patchouli, Musk

What The Fucculent, Baja Cactus Blossom scented
Top: Green, Citrus
Middle: Coconut, Floral
Bottom: Wood, Musk

Sassy Sizing & Tips

Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling

- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces

- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

- perfect for large rooms or open layouts. 

- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent

- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet

TIPS + TRICKS

Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma. 

For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!

 

Keep your candle game strong:

  1. Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.
  2. No trimming while it's lit - common sense, folks!
  3. Keep that wick centered and away from the sides.
  4. Let it melt to the edges to avoid tunneling, ESPECIALLY upon the first burn.
  5. Once the candle is all burned up, get creative with the jar. It's reusable AF and your call on how you want to repurpose it.

Stay safe:

  1. No unsupervised burns - kids, pets, drafts? Keep away!
  2. Max 4-hour burn sessions.
  3. No curly wicks, please.
  4. Stop when 1/4" of wax is left and reuse the jar.
  5. Let it cool before moving.
  6. Protect your surface, always.

Shipping & Returns

FREE SHIPPING on all orders $50 or more within the USA.


FREE GIFT on all orders $75 or more!

You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 1-2 days of placing your order.

You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!

3 reasons why people who burn big box candles have lung problems:

FRAGRANCE PHTHALATES

PARRAFIN WAX

PETRO-CARBON SOOT

Every single one of the above ingredients is known to inflame the lungs and be a potential cause of cancer growth.

 

EW – why?? Just because these ingredients are cheap to source and easy to use…doesn’t mean you should have a house full of them!

We make it our mission to keep your health our #1 priority. That's why we handcraft our candles with non-toxic and sustainable ingredients.

No Phthalates

Soot Free

100% Soy

Clean Oil-Based Scents

Lasts 2x Longer Than a Regular Candle

Anti-inflammatory

Before we created our anti-inflammatory candles, we were living on a bus (Can you imagine the smell?!)

 

We had to do something to make our bus smell more like home… But you can’t burn a traditional candle on a bus because of all the soot and chemicals!

 

It would be like hot-boxing your way to cancer and lung problems.

 

So we searched for the healthiest ingredients to handcraft our first candles back in 2018.

 

We discovered soy wax burns soot-free and is sustainable AF.

 

We combined it with premium oils that are phthalate-free. We were blown away by the results!

 

We now help thousands of people make the switch to clean-burning candles.

ALL NON-TOXIC INGREDIENTS FREE FROM:

Paraffin - Lead - Soot - Fragrance Phthalates

Even your loved ones who always complain about their asthma won’t be phased by this mood-boosting candle.

We don’t believe in adding inflammatory ingredients.

Frequently Asked Questions 

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What if I have pets?

Of course you worry about your fur babies- we do too! 

 

We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:

Dear Fur-parent,

We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious.

Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues.

Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out!

Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!

Lots of love,

Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn

WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?

Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
 

The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body. 

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

What makes soy candles non-toxic?

Our soy candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's how:

 

Reduced Toxin Exposure: Phthalates are chemicals often used in fragrance oils to help the scent last longer. However, they have been linked to various health issues. Opting for phthalate-free fragrance oils reduces exposure to these potentially harmful chemicals.

 

Cleaner Burning: Soy wax burns cleaner and produces significantly less soot compared to paraffin wax, which can help maintain indoor air quality. This is particularly beneficial for individuals with respiratory issues or sensitivities.

 

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.

 

Biodegradable and Renewable: Soy wax is derived from soybeans, making it a renewable resource. Additionally, soy wax is biodegradable, which means it is more environmentally friendly compared to paraffin wax, which is derived from petroleum.

 

No Lead in Wicks: We use 100% cotton wicks, which are free from lead and other harmful metals commonly found in traditional candle wicks. Lead exposure can be harmful to both humans and pets, so using lead-free wicks further enhances the safety of soy candles

 

Non-Toxic: Soy wax is non-toxic, meaning it doesn't release harmful carcinogens into the air when burned. This makes soy candles a safer option for indoor use, especially in enclosed spaces.

How will this candle boost my mood?

Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!

Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.

 

Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.


Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.


Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.

How long will this candle last?

Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
 

Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan.

Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌

When will my order ship?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 1-2 business days.

 

Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

 

All domestic orders over $50 ship for free! So go ahead and stock up on our mood-boosting aromas!

info@lunarlandings.com

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