So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
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Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle
9oz Medium / Eucalyptus Mint
Smut Slut Soy Candle, Naughty Nag Champa
9oz Medium
Just One More Chapter, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle
9oz Medium / Lavender Sandalwood
Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Smells Like Rhysand Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Violent Little Thing Soy Candle
9oz Medium
What's Your Wingspan Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle
9oz Medium / Hazelnut Coffee
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The Ultimate New Car Smell
chill TF out- eucalyptus mint
The Ultimate New Car Smell
what the fucculent-baja cactus blossom
The Ultimate New Car Smell
book slut- lavender sandalwood
The Ultimate New Car Smell
f*ck adulting- fruit loops
The Ultimate New Car Smell
getting sh*t done- hazelnut coffee
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Eucalyptus Mint Room & Linen Spray
Baja Cactus Blossom Room & Linen Spray
Nag Champa Room & Linen Spray
Spray the Stank Away Room & Linen Spray
Lavender Sandalwood
Spray the Stank Away Room & Linen Spray
Pacific Pine
Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting
Hazelnut Coffee Room & Linen Spray
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🚗 Car Freshie
🕯️Soy Candle
✨ Room Spray
Car Freshie, vent mounted
-Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
7.5oz Room & Linen Spray
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
TIPS:
Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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You know what's not cool? BIG-BOX CANDLE COMPANIES making store-bought candles, car fresheners, and room sprays that are full of toxic chemicals.
Luckily, we made a healthier alternative so book lovers can read in peace. ✨
Our non-toxic products are infused with sass and ZERO NASTIES to make them safe for you. Our products are so clean you can use them around pets, children, and people with asthma.
MIX AND MATCH! Choose from our bookworm approved scents to keep you motivated when there's just one more chapter...
Includes a car freshie, soy candle, and room spray to help you keep funky odors out of your reading nook! 📚
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.
Us Vs Them
Most candles are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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No Nasty Toxins To Inhale
Handmade by Rebels
Supports Social Justice
No Petroleum Carbon Soot
Sustainable AF
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Common Questions
We use 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and 100% cotton wicks—nothing toxic, nothing shady.
Our candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's what that actually means:
• No Phthalates – Our scents are free from these hormone-disrupting chemicals.
• No Paraffin – Soy wax burns cleaner with less soot = better air quality.
• No Lead – Our cotton wicks are metal-free, so they’re safe for you and your pets.
• Non-Toxic – No carcinogens, no sketchy additives—just safe, clean-burning vibes.
• Eco-Friendly – Soy wax is biodegradable and made from renewable soybeans.
• Longer Burn Time – More hours of candle joy vs. typical paraffin candles.
✨ Sass you can trust. Ingredients you can pronounce. And scents that don’t suck.
Of course you worry about your fur babies and friends with asthma- we do too!
We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:
Dear Fur-parent, We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious. Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues. Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out! Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this
that banishes any funky pet odors instantly! Lots of love,
Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn
Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul! Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.
Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.
Distraction from Negative Thoughts
: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.
Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.
Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support women’s rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isn’t just a vibe—it’s a value.
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies show links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.
Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan. Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌
Our soy wax melts last 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin wax melts.
Every 2 moons or 2 snap bar rectangles will give you 12 hours of use. Pro-tip: melts for 4 hour increments for longer scent throw.
We usually ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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