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Build A Bookworm's Dream Box

(Your book nook deserves some non-toxic aromas with our car freshie, soy candle, and room spray in your sarcastic scent choices.)

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Choose A Bookworm Approved 9oz Candle

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Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle 9oz Medium / Eucalyptus Mint $24.00
Smut Slut Soy Candle, Naughty Nag Champa Smut Slut Soy Candle, Naughty Nag Champa 9oz Medium $24.00
Just One More Chapter, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle Just One More Chapter, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle 9oz Medium $24.00
Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle 9oz Medium / Lavender Sandalwood $24.00
Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle Fantasy Over Reality, Cactus Blossom Soy Candle 9oz Medium $24.00
Smells Like Rhysand Soy Candle Smells Like Rhysand Soy Candle 9oz Medium $24.00
Violent Little Thing Soy Candle Violent Little Thing Soy Candle 9oz Medium $24.00
What's Your Wingspan Soy Candle What's Your Wingspan Soy Candle 9oz Medium $24.00
Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle 9oz Medium / Hazelnut Coffee $24.00

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Choose A Long-Lasting Car Freshie

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The Ultimate New Car Smell The Ultimate New Car Smell chill TF out- eucalyptus mint $14.00
The Ultimate New Car Smell The Ultimate New Car Smell what the fucculent-baja cactus blossom $14.00
The Ultimate New Car Smell The Ultimate New Car Smell book slut- lavender sandalwood $14.00
The Jolliest New Car Smell The Jolliest New Car Smell Bergamot & Mahogany $14.00
The Ultimate New Car Smell The Ultimate New Car Smell f*ck adulting- fruit loops $14.00
The Ultimate New Car Smell The Ultimate New Car Smell getting sh*t done- hazelnut coffee $14.00

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Choose A Fast-Acting Spray

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Eucalyptus Mint Room & Linen Spray Eucalyptus Mint Room & Linen Spray $24.00
Baja Cactus Blossom Room & Linen Spray Baja Cactus Blossom Room & Linen Spray $24.00
Nag Champa Room & Linen Spray Nag Champa Room & Linen Spray $24.00
Spray the Stank Away Room & Linen Spray Spray the Stank Away Room & Linen Spray Lavender Sandalwood $24.00
Spray the Stank Away Room & Linen Spray Spray the Stank Away Room & Linen Spray Pacific Pine $24.00
Hoodie Life Room & Linen Spray Hoodie Life Room & Linen Spray 7.5oz Spray Bottle $24.00
Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting Fruit Loops Room Spray, Fuck Adulting $24.00
Hazelnut Coffee Room & Linen Spray Hazelnut Coffee Room & Linen Spray $24.00
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You know what's not cool? BIG-BOX CANDLE COMPANIES making store-bought candles, car fresheners, and room sprays that are full of toxic chemicals.

Luckily, we made a healthier alternative so book lovers can read in peace. ✨

Our non-toxic products are infused with sass and ZERO NASTIES to make them safe for you. Our products are so clean you can use them around pets, children, and people with asthma.

MIX AND MATCH! Choose from our bookworm approved scents to keep you motivated when there's just one more chapter...

Includes a car freshie, soy candle, and room spray to help you keep funky odors out of your reading nook! 📚

Scent Notes & Mood-Boosting Properties

✨SOY CANDLE SCENTS✨
1) Fuck Off I'm Reading Candle- Eucalyptus Mint scented
2) Smut Slut Candle- Nag Champa incense scented
3) Just One More Chapter- Bergamot & Mahogany scented
4) Fuck Off I'm Reading Candle- Lavender Sandalwood scented
5) Fantasy Over Reality Candle- Cactus Blossom scented
6) Rhysand Candle- Sea Salt, Orchid, Citrus scented
7) Violent Little Thing Candle- Leather, Bergamot, & Mahogany scented
8) What's Your Wingspan (Bat Boys) Candle- Pine, Bergamot, & Mahogany scented
9)Fuck Off I'm Reading Candle- Hazelnut Coffee scented

✨CAR FRESHIE SCENTS✨
1) Chill The Fuck Out- Eucalyptus & Mint scented
2) What The Fucculent- Cactus Blossom scented
3) Book Slut- Lavender & Sandalwood scented
4) Kind of Hippie, Hood- Nag Champa scented
5) Fuck Off- Pacific Pine scented
6) Hoodie Life- Bergamot & Mahogany scented
7) Fuck Adulting- Fruit Loops scented
8) Getting Shit Done- Hazelnut Coffee

✨ROOM SPRAY SCENTS✨
1) Chill The Fuck Out- Eucalyptus & Mint scented
2) What The Fucculent- Cactus Blossom scented
3) Kind of Hippie, Hood- Nag Champa scented
4) Spray the Stank Away- Lavender Sandalwood scented
5) Spray the Stank Away- Pacific Pine scented
6) Hoodie Life- Bergamot & Mahogany scented
7) Fuck Adulting- Fruit Loops scented
8) Getting Shit Done- Hazelnut Coffee

Sassy Sizing & Tips

Our Vibe Box includes ALL THREE!

Car Freshie, vent mounted
-Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces

- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet

7.5oz Room & Linen Spray

Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.

TIPS:
Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!

Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.

Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.

Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.

We recommend testing first.

Shipping & Returns

FREE SHIPPING on all orders $50 or more within the USA.


FREE GIFT on all orders $75 or more!

You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 1-2 days of placing your order.

You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!

3 reasons why people who burn big box candles have lung problems:

FRAGRANCE PHTHALATES

PARRAFIN WAX

PETRO-CARBON SOOT

Every single one of the above ingredients is known to inflame the lungs and be a potential cause of cancer growth.

 

EW – why?? Just because these ingredients are cheap to source and easy to use…doesn’t mean you should have a house full of them!

We make it our mission to keep your health our #1 priority. That's why we handcraft our candles with non-toxic and sustainable ingredients.

No Phthalates

Soot Free

100% Soy

Clean Oil-Based Scents

Lasts 2x Longer Than a Regular Candle

Anti-inflammatory

Before we created our anti-inflammatory candles, we were living on a bus (Can you imagine the smell?!)

 

We had to do something to make our bus smell more like home… But you can’t burn a traditional candle on a bus because of all the soot and chemicals!

 

It would be like hot-boxing your way to cancer and lung problems.

 

So we searched for the healthiest ingredients to handcraft our first candles back in 2018.

 

We discovered soy wax burns soot-free and is sustainable AF.

 

We combined it with premium oils that are phthalate-free. We were blown away by the results!

 

We now help thousands of people make the switch to clean-burning candles.

ALL NON-TOXIC INGREDIENTS FREE FROM:

Paraffin - Lead - Soot - Fragrance Phthalates

Even your loved ones who always complain about their asthma won’t be phased by this mood-boosting candle.

We don’t believe in adding inflammatory ingredients.

Frequently Asked Questions 
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What if I have pets?

Of course you worry about your fur babies- we do too! 

 

We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:

Dear Fur-parent,

We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious.

Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues.

Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out!

Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!

Lots of love,

Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn

WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?

Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
 

The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body. 

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

What makes soy candles non-toxic?

Our soy candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's how:

 

Reduced Toxin Exposure: Phthalates are chemicals often used in fragrance oils to help the scent last longer. However, they have been linked to various health issues. Opting for phthalate-free fragrance oils reduces exposure to these potentially harmful chemicals.

 

Cleaner Burning: Soy wax burns cleaner and produces significantly less soot compared to paraffin wax, which can help maintain indoor air quality. This is particularly beneficial for individuals with respiratory issues or sensitivities.

 

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.

 

Biodegradable and Renewable: Soy wax is derived from soybeans, making it a renewable resource. Additionally, soy wax is biodegradable, which means it is more environmentally friendly compared to paraffin wax, which is derived from petroleum.

 

No Lead in Wicks: We use 100% cotton wicks, which are free from lead and other harmful metals commonly found in traditional candle wicks. Lead exposure can be harmful to both humans and pets, so using lead-free wicks further enhances the safety of soy candles

 

Non-Toxic: Soy wax is non-toxic, meaning it doesn't release harmful carcinogens into the air when burned. This makes soy candles a safer option for indoor use, especially in enclosed spaces.

How will this candle boost my mood?

Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!

Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.

 

Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.


Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.


Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.

How long will this candle last?

Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.

Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
 

Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan.

Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌

When will my order ship?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 1-2 business days.

 

Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

 

All domestic orders over $50 ship for free! So go ahead and stock up on our mood-boosting aromas!

info@lunarlandings.com

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