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Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood

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🕯️Lavender & Liberation This isn’t just a candle.It’s a scented boundary. A soft but firm...
Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

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🔥Burn It All Down, But Make It Sweet This isn’t just a candle.It’s a sugar-dipped...
Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla

Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla

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🔨 Smash the System This isn’t just a candle.It’s a flame-fueled battle cry. A rose-tinted...
Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF

Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa

Smells Like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa

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🍄Kind of Hippie, Kind of Hood – Fuck Around and Find Out This isn’t just...
Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

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🌿There’s Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit This isn’t just a candle.It’s...
Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

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🧘Chill the Fuck Out This isn’t just a candle.It’s a breath you forgot to take....
Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee

Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla

Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla

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For the mom who deserves a medal… but got chaos instead. This one’s for surviving...
Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

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🌸Bless Your Heart—and Burn It This isn’t just a candle. It’s a floral-scented boundary. A polite...
Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress

Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.