So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck
Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
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Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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This isn’t just a room spray.
It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.
We created this collection back when the world felt a little too much and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.
You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.
Our room sprays are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like calm, but with an edge — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
✨ Use It When:
• You’re this close to snapping
• You want your space to smell better than your mood
• You’re out of spoons, but not sass
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So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck
Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our room + linen sprays are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just spritzing some aromatherapy while mentally spraying it all away.
Most room sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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No Nasty Toxins To Inhale
Handmade by Rebels
Supports Social Justice
No Migraines
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We keep it clean, effective, and skin-friendly. Here’s what’s inside:
• Phthalate-Free Fragrance Oils – No hormone disruptors here. Just bold, safe scents.
• Distilled Water – Clean and pure—nothing weird in the base.
• Polysorbate 80 + Optiphen Plus – Cosmetic-grade, paraben-free preservatives that keep our sprays shelf-stable for up to 18 months.
• No Witch Hazel or Alcohol – We skipped the skin-drying stuff used by other makers. Great for sensitive skin, and won’t irritate like alcohol-based sprays.
💡 We recommend using sprays on linens, clothing, or in the air—especially if you’re sensitive to fragrance oils.
🐾 People + pet friendly in most homes, but always check your personal allergen needs just to be safe.
Yes! Our room + linen are non-toxic and free from harsh chemicals, so they’re safe to use around pets, kids, and sensitive noses.
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body. We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils.
We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required. What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support women’s rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isn’t just a vibe—it’s a value.
Volatile Organic Compounds = the invisible crap in most big-box air fresheners. They can cause headaches, hormone issues, and respiratory drama. Hard pass.
On average: 3–4 months, depending on how spray-happy you get.
A little goes a long way—1 to 2 spritzes is all you need. Use it on:
• Linens
• Throw pillows
• Couch cushions
• Pet beds (because let’s be real, they stink between washes)
As an air freshener, the scent lingers for hours. (And yes, we absolutely recommend keeping one in every bathroom—even the one at work. Trust us.)
We usually ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.