So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Reed Diffusers Suck
Most reed diffusers are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Hazelnut Coffee Reed Diffuser
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Cuss-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Amber Jar- 3.5 ounces
Reed Sticks- 10 inch length, 10 reeds inlcuded
Reed Diffuser Lifetime: 3-4 months
We recommend using 6-8 reeds at a time for best results and flipping your reed sticks weekly for maximum fragrance throw.
Set it & Forget it 🤌
Simply set one on your nightstand, in your bathroom, on your desk, and more!
Minimal effort is always a plus! A simple flip of the reeds when you want more sassy scent to release is all the effort required for our long- lasting reed diffusers. 🙌
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This isn’t just a reed diffuser.
It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.
We created this collection back when the world felt a little too much and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.
You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.
Our reed diffusers are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like calm, but with an edge — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
✨ Use It When:
• You’re this close to snapping
• You want your space to smell better than your mood
• You’re out of spoons, but not sass
Hazelnut Coffee Reed Diffuser
Regular price
$50.00
Sale price
$50.00
Regular price
$29.00
Unit price
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FREE SHIPPING $75+
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box room sprays hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS
Most store-bought sprays use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene — linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We don’t mess with that mess.
TOXIC FUMES
From petroleum-based solvents to mystery “fragrance” cocktails, mass-produced room sprays & air fresheners fill your home with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our reed diffusers are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just soaking up some aromatherapy while mentally burning it all down.
Common Questions
Common Questions
We use an eco-friendly reed diffuser base combined with premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Zero nasties, all sass.
Yes! Our reed diffusers are non-toxic and free from harsh chemicals, so they’re safe to use around pets, kids, and sensitive noses.
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
Volatile Organic Compounds = the invisible crap in most big-box air fresheners. They can cause headaches, hormone issues, and respiratory drama. Hard pass.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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