So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Car Fresheners Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Spooky Bitch Bundle of 4 Car Freshies
Regular price
$72.00
Sale price
$72.00
Regular price
$48.00
Unit price
āāāāā "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says āFck thisā* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsābecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
4 pack of car freshies
4 pack of car freshies and fallen leaves refill
4 pack of car freshies and haunted cedar woods refill
4 pack of car freshies and witches' brew refill
4 pack of car freshies and pumpkin pecan refill
Any funky odors are going to pass on by once you unleash our odor busting car freshies. Make your car smell fresh, clean, and like it can take you to the next peaceful protest in style.
š What You're Getting:
ā¢ Eco-friendly, reusable car freshener
ā¢ Phthalate-free fragrance oil
ā¢ Safe for kids, pets, and protest passengers
ā¢ Snarky labels + rebel-approved vibes
ā¢ 4ā6 week scent life (refillable)
Available inĀ freshie refill droppersĀ as well. (Sold separately.)
- each car freshie (mini reed diffuser) is:
- Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches
(Car Freshies andĀ Refill Dropper BottlesĀ sold separately)
FREE SHIPPINGĀ on all ordersĀ $75 or moreĀ within the USA.
FREE GIFTĀ on all ordersĀ $100 or more!
You won't believe how fast we ship!Ā All orders ship directly to your door withinĀ 2-4 daysĀ of placing your order.
You're going to love itĀ or 30-Day money-back guarantee!
You know what's not cool? Store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of toxins and scary chemicals. Luckily, these non-toxic Car Freshies smell like funky car odors are about to ghost you! š»
We used premium oils and zero nasties to make it safe for you. These car freshies areĀ so clean you can drive around with pets, children, and people with asthma
Our car freshies lasts 4-6 weeks and it's too cute to toss, so we're now offering refill dropper bottles! Choose your scent!
We picked 4 of our most spooky & seasonal scents for you to drive around with.
š§āāļø Smells Like Spice, Patchouli, & Witches' Brew
š Smells Like Cinnamon, Fall Leaves, & Dead Inside
šŖ Smells Like Pumpkin, Pecan, & Horror Marathons
š Smells Like Cinnamon, Fall Leaves, & Dead Inside
šŖ Smells Like Pumpkin, Pecan, & Horror Marathons
š Smells Like Clove, Apple, & Grumpy Witch
Spooky Bitch Bundle of 4 Car Freshies
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FREE SHIPPING $75+
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
ā Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and Iām loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I canāt begin to tell you how much I love it all already! Iāve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! Iām betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box car fresheners hide phthalates in āfragrance.ā These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS
Most store-bought fresheners use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene ā linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We donāt mess with that mess.
TOXIC CHEMICALS
From petroleum-based solvents to mystery āfragranceā cocktails, mass-produced air fresheners fill your ride with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
Itās hard out here for rebels who care. Our aromas are daily protest and radical self-care ā a reminder that small acts (like refreshing your ride) can still raise hell.
Us Vs Them
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Non-toxic &
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Handmade by Rebels
Supports Social Justice
Long-Lasting Scent
Refillable
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Common Questions
We use an eco-friendly reed diffuser base combined with premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Zero nasties, all sass.
Yes! Our car freshies are non-toxic and free from harsh chemicals, so theyāre safe to use around pets, kids, and sensitive noses.
Hell yes. We sell refill oils so you can re- fill your freshie and keep the rebellion going without wasting this cute container. You can refill your car freshie over 5 times before needing to replace the vessel. Grab your 1oz refill dropper here!
Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support womenās rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isnāt just a vibeāitās a value.
Volatile Organic Compounds = the invisible crap in most big-box air fresheners. They can cause headaches, hormone issues, and respiratory drama. Hard pass.
Roughly 4ā6 weeks depending on your carās climate. Pro tip: grab our 1oz refill droppers (sold separately) and refill your car freshie over 5 times. It's just too cute to toss!
We usually ship within 3ā5 business days. Youāll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Nope. Weāre not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balancedāstrong enough to bust funk, never so strong youāll need to crack a window.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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