So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Car Fresheners Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Bundle Up The Jolliest Car Smells
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✅ Bold, festive scent that says “I showed up—barely” without the small talk
✅ Aromatherapy for the unhinged—because "holiday cheer" is exhausting
✅ Jolly AF options to match your vibe (or your survival level)
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The Jolliest New Car Smell, Holiday Car Fresheners
Fresh Baked Gingerbread
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Cinnamon & Cranky Cranberries
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Balsam Fir
The Jolliest New Car Smell, Holiday Car Fresheners
Bergamot & Mahogany
The Jolliest New Car Smell, Holiday Car Fresheners
Orange Cinnamon & Gettin' Spicy
The Jolliest New Car Smell, Holiday Car Fresheners
Candy Cane & Giggles
The Jolliest New Car Smell, Holiday Car Fresheners
Peppermint Mocha Madness
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Santa's Sugar Cookies
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Baked AF- Gingerbread
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Cozy AF- Cinnamon Cranberries
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Happy Fucking Holidays- Balsam Fir
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Hoodie Life- Bergamot Mahogany
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Jingle My Bells- Orange Cinnamon
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Naughty Gnomies- Candy Canes
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Sleigh All Day- Peppermint Mocha
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Tinsel Tits- Sugar Cookies
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🚗 Car Freshies x2
✨ Car Freshie Refill Dropper x1
Car Freshie, vent mounted
-Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches
-Last 4-6 weeks
Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle
-1 ounce amber bottle dropper will refill your car freshie 5+ times.
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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of toxins and questionable chemicals.
Luckily, our non-toxic Car Freshies smell like funky car odors have nothing on you. ✨
We used premium oils and zero nasties to make them safe for you. Our Car Freshies are so clean you can drive around with pets, children, and people with asthma
Any funky odors are going to pass on by once you unleash our odor busting car freshies. Skip the road rage and let our jolly scents turn your car into a Zen-den. 🎅
This car freshie lasts 4-6 weeks and it's too cute to toss, so we're now offering refills as well.
Our Hit The Road Kit will keep your car smelling Jolly AF.🎄 Choose 2 car freshies and 1 refill dropper to save 10%!
Bundle Up The Jolliest Car Smells
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
PHTHALATES
Big-box car fresheners hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS
Most store-bought fresheners use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene — linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We don’t mess with that mess.
TOXIC CHEMICALS
From petroleum-based solvents to mystery “fragrance” cocktails, mass-produced air fresheners fill your ride with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.
🎄 Hit the Road, Not Your Breaking Point
Our jolliest car freshie bundle yet.
Includes 2 festive AF hanging freshies + 1 refill oil so your holiday road rage smells like cinnamon joy instead of inner turmoil.
✨ Limited-edition “Hit the Road Kit” = mobile aromatherapy for surviving traffic, in-laws, and Mariah Carey (on loop).
Us Vs Them
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Non-toxic &
Phthalate-Free
Handmade by Rebels
Supports Social Justice
Long-Lasting Scent
Refillable
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Common Questions
We use an eco-friendly reed diffuser base combined with premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Zero nasties, all sass.
Yes! Our car freshies are non-toxic and free from harsh chemicals, so they’re safe to use around pets, kids, and sensitive noses.
Hell yes. We sell refill oils so you can re- fill your freshie and keep the rebellion going without wasting this cute container. You can refill your car freshie over 5 times before needing to replace the vessel. Grab your 1oz refill dropper here!
Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support women’s rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isn’t just a vibe—it’s a value.
Volatile Organic Compounds = the invisible crap in most big-box air fresheners. They can cause headaches, hormone issues, and respiratory drama. Hard pass.
Roughly 4–6 weeks depending on your car’s climate. Pro tip: grab our 1oz refill droppers (sold separately) and refill your car freshie over 5 times. It's just too cute to toss!
We usually ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.