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Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills

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🧘Chill the Fuck Out This isn’t just a candle.It’s a breath you forgot to take....
Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle

Car Freshie Refill Dropper Bottle

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Car Fresheners triggering people's allergies. Luckily, our anti-inflammatory Car Freshie...
Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee

Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Spooky Car Freshies, choose from 8 seasonal scents

Spooky Car Freshies, choose from 8 seasonal scents

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You know what's spooky AF? Store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of toxins and questionable...
Baked AF, Gingerbread Soy Candle

Baked AF, Gingerbread Soy Candle

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🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to...
Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Soy Candle

Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Soy Candle

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🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to...
Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

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🌾Bless Your Heart—and Burn It This isn’t just a candle. It’s a floral-scented boundary. A polite...
Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress

Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray

F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray

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🔹 Smash The PatriarchyThis isn’t just a spray.It’s a scented side-eye. A rose-tinted middle finger...
Cozy AF, Cinnamon & Cranberry Soy Candle

Cozy AF, Cinnamon & Cranberry Soy Candle

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🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to...
Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Soy Candle

Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Soy Candle

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🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.