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Smells Like Piña Agua Fresca & We The People Are Pissed Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Piña Agua Fresca & We The People Are Pissed Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Pumpkin Pecan Room & Linen Spray

Pumpkin Pecan Room & Linen Spray

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Clove, Apple, & Cedar & Room & Linen Spray
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Clove, Apple, & Cedar & Room & Linen Spray

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Pumpkin Spice Latte Room & Linen Spray

Pumpkin Spice Latte Room & Linen Spray

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Dead Inside, Fallen Leaves Room & Linen Spray

Dead Inside, Fallen Leaves Room & Linen Spray

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Peppermint Mocha Soy Candle

Peppermint Mocha Soy Candle

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🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to...
Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Soy Candle

Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Soy Candle

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Jingle My Bells, Orange & Cinnamon Spice Soy Candle

Jingle My Bells, Orange & Cinnamon Spice Soy Candle

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Cozy AF, Cinnamon & Cranberry Soy Candle

Cozy AF, Cinnamon & Cranberry Soy Candle

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Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

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Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Soy Candle

Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Soy Candle

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🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to...
Naughty Gnomies, Candy Cane Soy Candle

Naughty Gnomies, Candy Cane Soy Candle

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

kids & pets

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation