So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
āāāāā "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says āFck thisā* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsābecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.Ā
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
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Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.Ā
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popularĀ Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for aĀ Reed Diffuser!
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š This isnāt just a holiday candle.
Itās seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to the forced cheer. A flickering reminder that your sanity matters more than matching pajamas.
We created this Holiday collection back when āpeace on Earthā felt like a sick joke and holiday stress was melting us down faster than a snowman in Phoenix. These scents? Theyāre our defense mechanism. Our tiny, scented acts of rebellion against the noise, the pressure, and the world being a total dumpster fire.
You deserve more than a stale sugar cookie candle from a big box store. You deserve to be seen, soothed, and slightly less homicidalāwith scent.
Hand-poured on the Oregon Coast, our soy candles are infused with clean burn vibes, sass, and zero toxins. No vanilla BS. No ghosting scent throw. Just bold seasonal therapy in a jar.
Smells spicy, juicy, and a little bit dirty. Brings bold cheer and zero shame to the season ā check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
⨠Use it when:
⢠You're hosting, but horny
⢠The group chat's gettin' wild
⢠You want your holiday scent to flirt first
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ā Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Itās hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-careānon-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if itās just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.