Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

Name: Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle
Brand: LunarLandings
SKU: 9ozhoodielife
Price: 21.6 USD
Availability: InStock

$21.60

$21.60 ~~$36.00~~

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John

✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

Size: 9oz Medium

9oz Medium

16oz Large

4oz Tiny

🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle.

It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to the forced cheer. A flickering reminder that your sanity matters more than matching pajamas.

We created this Holiday collection back when “peace on Earth” felt like a sick joke and holiday stress was melting us down faster than a snowman in Phoenix. These scents? They’re our defense mechanism. Our tiny, scented acts of rebellion against the noise, the pressure, and the world being a total dumpster fire.

You deserve more than a stale sugar cookie candle from a big box store. You deserve to be seen, soothed, and slightly less homicidal—with scent.

Hand-poured on the Oregon Coast, our soy candles are infused with clean burn vibes, sass, and zero toxins. No vanilla BS. No ghosting scent throw. Just bold seasonal therapy in a jar.

Smells like that ‘cancel all plans’ energy, bottled. Sweater weather with a side of seasonal avoidance.— check the Scent Notes tab above for details.

✨ Use it when:

• You're one group chat away from losing it
• You need to trick your brain into holiday spirit
• You're out of spoons, but still expected to host

Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Candles Suck

Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

PARAFFIN WAX

Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

PETRO SOOT

Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.