So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Bold, non-toxic scent that says âFck thisâ* without saying a word
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Aromatherapy for activistsâbecause rage needs relief
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Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.Â
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
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Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.Â
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
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đ This isnât just a holiday candle.
Itâs seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to the forced cheer. A flickering reminder that your sanity matters more than matching pajamas.
We created this Holiday collection back when âpeace on Earthâ felt like a sick joke and holiday stress was melting us down faster than a snowman in Phoenix. These scents? Theyâre our defense mechanism. Our tiny, scented acts of rebellion against the noise, the pressure, and the world being a total dumpster fire.
You deserve more than a stale sugar cookie candle from a big box store. You deserve to be seen, soothed, and slightly less homicidalâwith scent.
Hand-poured on the Oregon Coast, our soy candles are infused with clean burn vibes, sass, and zero toxins. No vanilla BS. No ghosting scent throw. Just bold seasonal therapy in a jar.
Smells loud, extra, and here to slay. Because subtle isnât in your holiday vocabulary â check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
⨠Use it when:
⢠You're one group chat away from losing it
⢠You need to trick your brain into holiday spirit
⢠You're out of spoons, but still expected to host
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So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Itâs hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-careânon-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if itâs just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.

Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.