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Flamingo Container Soy Candle

Flamingo Container Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Rose Quartz Soy Crystal Candle

Rose Quartz Soy Crystal Candle

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Is having an affair with yourself frowned upon? 😅 We get that human connection is...
Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco CaramelRoom & Linen Spray

Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco CaramelRoom & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...

Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Clove, Apple, & Cedar & Room & Linen Spray

Clove, Apple, & Cedar & Room & Linen Spray

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Autumn scented Room & Linen Sprays triggering people's allergies....
Strawberries & Cream Soy Candle

Strawberries & Cream Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Nice Bundle

Nice Bundle

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Unleash the sassy holiday spirit with our 'Nice Bundle.' The perfect way to light up...
Smells Like Melón Agua Fresca & Keep The Immigrants, Deport The Racists Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Melón Agua Fresca & Keep The Immigrants, Deport The Racists Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Horchata & Abolish ICE Soy Candle

Smells Like Horchata & Abolish ICE Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Mom's About To Lose Her Shit, Eucalyptus, & Mint Room & Linen Spray

Mom's About To Lose Her Shit, Eucalyptus, & Mint Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Wax Melts

Don't Be Transphobic, Amber, & Oakmoss Soy Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Wax Melts

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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in Oregon

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