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Smells Like Vanilla, Amber, & Steamy Scenes

Smells Like Vanilla, Amber, & Steamy Scenes

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Smells Like D*ck Sucking & Apple Cider Donut

Smells Like D*ck Sucking & Apple Cider Donut

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Island Life Soy Candle

Island Life Soy Candle

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Fresh Cut Grass Wax Melts Melts

Fresh Cut Grass Wax Melts Melts

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Floral Ozone & Rain Melts

Floral Ozone & Rain Melts

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Thanks for the orgasms Soy Candle

Thanks for the orgasms Soy Candle

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Smells Like Someone's Horny & Vanilla

Smells Like Someone's Horny & Vanilla

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Smells Like MelĂłn Agua Fresca & Keep The Immigrants, Deport The Racists Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like MelĂłn Agua Fresca & Keep The Immigrants, Deport The Racists Room & Linen Spray

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Smells Like Piña Agua Fresca & We The People Are Pissed Soy Candle

Smells Like Piña Agua Fresca & We The People Are Pissed Soy Candle

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Thanks For Raising Me Woke, Peach, & Magnolia Room & Linen Spray

Thanks For Raising Me Woke, Peach, & Magnolia Room & Linen Spray

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Smells Like Seaside Plumeria, Don't Be Homophobic Room & Linen Spray

Smells Like Seaside Plumeria, Don't Be Homophobic Room & Linen Spray

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F*ck 47 & ImPeachment Room & Linen Spray

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

plant

Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

hand-heart

Handcrafted

in Oregon

paw-print

Safe around

kids & pets

sticker

Sassy labels

that spark conversation