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Smells Like Sexy Time & Lavender Sandalwood

Smells Like Sexy Time & Lavender Sandalwood

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
The Ultimate Car Freshener for Fighting Fascism

The Ultimate Car Freshener for Fighting Fascism

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You know what's not cool? Dirty politics, dusty air vents, and store-bought car fresheners that...
Death Over Decaf, Pumpkin Spice Latte Soy Candle

Death Over Decaf, Pumpkin Spice Latte Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a Fall candle. 🍂It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Hazelnut Coffee Wax Melts

Hazelnut Coffee Wax Melts

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Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Room & Linen Spray

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Love Spell Wax Melts

Love Spell Wax Melts

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Peach Magnolia Wax Melts

Peach Magnolia Wax Melts

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Coconut Lime Wax Melts

Coconut Lime Wax Melts

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Rainbow Aura Quartz Soy Candle

Rainbow Aura Quartz Soy Candle

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Do the vibes in your home spark joy? ✹ Our Rainbow Quartz candle is here...
Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle

Fuck Off, I'm Reading Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Tobacco Caramel Wax Melts

Tobacco Caramel Wax Melts

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Hawaiian Sunset Wax Melts

Hawaiian Sunset Wax Melts

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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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in Oregon

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