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Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee

Smells Like The Grind & Hazelnut Coffee

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Spooky Car Freshies, choose from 8 seasonal scents

Spooky Car Freshies, choose from 8 seasonal scents

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You know what's spooky AF? Store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of toxins and questionable...
Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

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🌸Bless Your Heart—and Burn It This isn’t just a candle. It’s a floral-scented boundary. A polite...
Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress

Smells Like Lavender & Less Stress

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray

F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla Room & Linen Spray

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🔨 Smash The PatriarchyThis isn’t just a spray.It’s a scented side-eye. A rose-tinted middle finger...
Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

Smells Like Fighting The Power & Baja Cactus Flower

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like My Body, My Choice, & Roses

Smells Like My Body, My Choice, & Roses

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler

Smells Like Not Giving Up & Blueberry Cobbler

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Lemon Verbena Soy Candle

Lemon Verbena Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Don't Be A Nazi, Lavender, & Sandalwood Room & Linen Spray

Don't Be A Nazi, Lavender, & Sandalwood Room & Linen Spray

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🌬️Don’t Be a Nazi – Room + Linen Spray This isn’t just a spray.It’s a...
Fruit Loops Wax Melts

Fruit Loops Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...

Fuck Trump & ImPeachment Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

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Handcrafted

in Oregon

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Safe around

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Sassy labels

that spark conversation