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Essential Oil Candle: Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove

Essential Oil Candle: Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove

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Needing a lil' extra comfort from all the spooky vibes? This anti-inflammatory candle smells like...
Hippie Bitch, Patchouli Essential Oil Soy Wax Melts

Hippie Bitch, Patchouli Essential Oil Soy Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Sleepy Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Lavender Essential Oil Infused

Sleepy Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Lavender Essential Oil Infused

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Want to kick road rage to the curb? 🙃 This lavender car freshie is going...
Rose Wax Melts

Rose Wax Melts

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This isn’t just a wax melt.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Salty Beach, Sea Salt & Orchid Room & Linen Spray

Salty Beach, Sea Salt & Orchid Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...

What The Fucculent, Unisex t-shirt

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Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S...
Kind of Hippie, Ribbed knit beanie

Kind of Hippie, Ribbed knit beanie

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Are you more hood than hippie? 🗡️ Unleash your inner Zen with ease, even when...
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Don't Be A Racist, Women's Racerback Tank

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This tank top is for the bold, the burned-out, and the blessedly over-it crowd. Wear...
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Don't Be Transphobic, Unisex t-shirt

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There’s no middle ground on human rights. This shirt is for every ally who refuses...
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Don't Be A Big*t, Unisex t-shirt

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Bigotry is ignorance dressed up in hate. This shirt is for the allies, the advocates,...
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Fuck The Patriarchy, Women's Racerback Tank

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We weren’t born to obey—we were born to rise.  Our tank top is for the...
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Burn The Oligarchy, Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

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Because billionaires shouldn’t run the world—and we’re done pretending they should. Soft enough to nap...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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